Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Chicago colored man arrested after trying to climb Mount Rushmore - wanted to add Pres Obama's face to Rushmore memorial


A man caught trying to climb Mount Rushmore National Memorial pleaded guilty to federal charges of trespass and failing to obey a lawful order, a prosecutor said Tuesday.

Patrick Marshall, 53, whose last known address is the Zanzibar Motel on Chicago's South side, was arrested by park rangers on Monday afternoon as he clambered on loose rock directly below the carvings of four presidents at the monument in western South Dakota.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Mark Salter said Marshall pleaded guilty to the charges Tuesday. A federal magistrate fined Marshall $500 and ordered him to pay $50 in court costs, Salter said.

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11 comments:

I Voted For Obama said...

Patrick Marshall voted for Obama, then told him he would add his image to Mt. Rushmore for five hundred bucks. Obama paid him with stimulus money.

Anonymous said...

Crazy (Horse) Honkey

Anonymous said...

How about if it was MooChell's ass He wanted up there??

Anonymous said...

I wuz up there with muh dick!

Anonymous said...

Obama sculpture to be placed in the Black Hills!

A Big Black Ass!

Gutzon Borglum said...

What the "The Chicago Colored Man" needed to do was drag a 400' X 500' piece of anthracite up to the level of the other busts and to start chipping (or is it chimping) away to make a bust of OB up there!

Then we could set it on fire come 06 November 2012 for a hell of a bonfire.

Marlin Perkins said...

Click on the blue text below!

MooChell's big red ass

Anonymous said...

Marlin Perkins said...
Click on the blue text below!

MooChell's big red ass

May 23, 2012 9:41 PM

Holy fuck, was that funny! Brought back the image burned into my brain at a young age of the monkeys at Brookfield Zoo jerking off. I still remember my Mom explaining it as "they must have an itch down there" when I inquired about it.

Ahhhh!!! Good times from innocent days gone by.

Anonymous said...

I threw a bottle of MD20/20 up the hill.

Relationship Banking said...

LOL! He's so excited...

Anonymous said...

i heard nigs have hard heads