Thursday, May 03, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: A handful of Chicago Cops ended up at hospital after falling ill following an arrest an offender


A handful of Chicago police officers felt ill after arresting a suspect at 79th and Halsted a few days ago. Most of the officers who came in contact with this arrestee were taken to local hospitals to be examined after feeling sick with nausea. A Chicago Fire Department HAZ MAT was called to the scene after these officers became ill.

Now word comes forward the one of the wagonmen who transported this suspect went back to the hospital today and was admitted due to his symptoms.

More when it becomes available.

21 comments:

Jimmy Jackson said...

I remember when a bunch of drunk cops passed out after Aunt Bea spread her legs open at a watch party. That hairy stanky pussy was too much even for these cop veterans!

Anonymous said...

I feel Ill just driving by 79th and Halsted.

Anonymous said...

omg, so sorry to hear this, you all have your work cut out for you dealing with all those savages!!! hi DSLC!

Anonymous said...

TNB-Negro stank and other assorted negro maladies that we deal with day in and day out.

Anonymous said...

.....Jimmy Jackson said...
I remember when a bunch of drunk cops passed out after Aunt Bea spread her legs open at a watch party. That hairy stanky pussy was too much even for these cop veterans!

May 3, 2012 12:41 PM.....

And Jimmy was the First One In for 'Stink Finger' with the "Burger Queen"!

Anonymous said...

Just in time to enjoy Natofest from the comforts of your couch. Get well boys!

Anonymous said...

Were they apprehending some vibrant diversity and got some on them?

I Voted For Obama said...

Obama is cancelling his campaign appearance at Sav-A-Lot down the street.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like the symptoms of Monkeypox.

Anonymous said...

MONKEY POX!!!!

Anonymous said...

i used to get sick at 79th and halsted after i went into Dennies turn around liquors after getting off 2nd watch and downing six shots of no name booze,, so there,

Anonymous said...

DISABILITY JACKPOT!!

Anonymous said...

THis is what happens when you try to search for crack in body cavities using your tongue or other wise known as the Jody Weis method of narcotic recovery.

Anonymous said...

Wash your hands?Wear latex gloves?

Anonymous said...

HIBBITTY DIBBITTY POX!!

Anonymous said...

Donk-e-gola

Anonymous said...

Donk-e-gola virus

Anonymous said...

I use hand sanitizer all day and spray the car with lysol before during and after my shift.

Anonymous said...

http://www.lysol.com/

Anonymous said...

http://www.purell.com/

Anonymous said...

Ahhh that free Mexican food...can cause Montezuma's revenge!!!!