Thursday, May 31, 2012

Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway

Photo: Ashley "Stanky Fingers" Holton

Drivers pulled illegal U-turns just to catch a glimpse of Ashley Holton, witnesses said.

The 35-year-old woman was arrested on May 26 for masturbating on Highway 484 in Ocala, Fla.

A witness told authorities that Holton had slowed traffic for more than 30 minutes before deputies arrived, the report said. The witness also said that honking car horns only seemed to encourage her.

When a Marion County Sheriff's Deputy approached her, Holton pulled up her shirt and bra, "exposing her breasts and bra," according to the report.

Holton was arrested and taken to the Marion County Jail. When an officer attempted to put pants on her, the report said Holton kicked and bit her. Holton described her chomping as "a love tap," the report stated.

Holton's alleged antics didn't stop once she had entered the jail, where she "continued to resist the officers by spreading her legs, exposing her vagina and telling the officers to kiss her there and refusing verbal commands to cooperate," according to the report.

Holton, who the report said may have been under the influence of alcohol, was charged with exposure of sexual organs, battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting an officer and disorderly conduct.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

Back in the old days that was kind of broad that you brought to a watch party. You didn't care if you left without her...actually, you preferred that.

Made you the star of the district.

...but then women came on the job and the fun went out.

Anonymous said...

appereently shaved, some concerned citizen fingered her,

Ashley said...

My CLIT, you stupid asshole.
Oh yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Right there. WooHoo!

Anonymous said...

Ain't no goddam way she's only 35. She looks like she's been ridden hard like a harley over a stretch of bad road. Those dried up two strips of bacon down there have seen better days...

Anonymous said...

Bartender Bea, hey, that's me!

Anonymous said...

She appears to have the qualities to be an Exempt member here at CPD......

Anonymous said...

Twayvon now this?

Fence Georgia!

Perry F'ing Mason said...

35? She looks older than 55.

She's got to be on something.

Sad case.

Anonymous said...

Yes, there was a time when a person like that would be the life of the party... And she'd still have the opportunity once released. You just have to be selective of who you invite.

Anonymous said...

Aldo,control your woman!! did the coppers find the police baton aldo shoved up in her that never came out? i love it.shocked it didn't happen in chimpcago

Anonymous said...

This lady is an alcoholic and needs help.

Anonymous said...

Fucking broads who want to wear pants and a tie...almost all are dykes, and almost all look like guys, very few look hot.

Anonymous said...

Them white women be crazy !

Anonymous said...

This bitch will be at the next Lost Saints bash. I guarantee it!

ALEC BALDWIN said...

Thats my X, Kim Bassinger, without makeup..

Anonymous said...

Loves to pet the Bald man in the canoe!

Anonymous said...

If obama had a white mother she would act just like Ashley Holton. Oh wait a minute, he did and she did.

Anonymous said...

Move along, nothing to see here, just some nutty broad. Is there any other type?

Anonymous said...

Thanks for sharing this with us Shaved.

Anonymous said...

What's the big deal. Chief hillbilly walrus whale plays with his mangina everyday in the car & in his office.

Anonymous said...

Commander Mummmbles got promoted twice palying with Walrus mangina

Anonymous said...

Meth.

Anonymous said...

Aldo's "woman"!!! Aldo doesn't have any women. Aldo likes dick. Plain and simple. Spear the back of his throat, or rip his already gaping asshole, fat dick. He's Only truly happy when he's getting filled up one way or another.

Anonymous said...

How did she use the gear shifter?

INSERTION!

I Voted For Obama said...

Ashley Holton voted for Obama, then asked him if he wanted to take the highway with her. Michelle started throwing feces immediately.

Anonymous said...

I'd hit it.

Anonymous said...

Whats the difference between a blond bimbo and a washing machine?

Washing machine won't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it.

Anonymous said...

Looks like your typical badge bunny most cops tap.

Anonymous said...

The thing I want to know is DID SHE GET SOMEONE TO KISS IT FOR HER?

Anonymous said...

Once again-Not even with your dick Shaved.

Anonymous said...

Did she cum?

Anonymous said...

Word is, Shaved had just left Holton's car after a first date which Holton told police was 'less than satisfying.'

SpankDaddy said...

Please tell the judge I have too many clients already.

SpankDaddy said...

Really....Please tell him.

SpankDaddy said...

Please tell the judge I have too many clients already.