Monday, April 23, 2012

Zachary McKee gets a free hair perm courtesy of the CTA 3rd rail

Man fried to death after falling on 3rd rail track at Evanston CTA 'L' station

Photo: Zachary McKee and his long time companion Mr Indiana Elvis.

An Indiana man was electrocuted when he climbed down onto the tracks at a CTA Purple Line station in Evanston to urinate and accidentally fell on the third rail, authorities said.

The incident happened at the Purple Line's South Boulevard 'L' station at 601 South Blvd. about 11:10 p.m. Sunday, Evanston police said.

Killed was Zachary McKee, 27, of Ossain, Ind., according to the Cook County medical examiner's office. An autopsy is scheduled for later today.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thinning the herd, must have been a philosophy major at Gary/Whiting community college and culinary institute.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit shaved your headline is brutally funny. You is an ice cold mother

Chuck Darwin said...

Meaning he was piss drunk.

Anonymous said...

Ironically, he kinda foretold the
cicumstance of his demise in his last tweet


http://twitter.com/#!/zacckk0161

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I thought the penalty for Urinating in Public was usually just a Ticket? Now it's electrocution?

That is shocking!

Anonymous said...

He was a marine, you ass!
(his pissed off cousin)
Chris McKee

Anonymous said...

The white trash will be pissing in a body bag at the morgue!

Anonymous said...

Must have been "shocked" to find out he couldn't pee on the third rail!

Anonymous said...

At least he did not pee on the platform like most shines do!

Qui Qui

Anonymous said...

As a marine he should have been smart enough to stay off of 400 volt rail *just sayn*

I Voted For Obama said...

No stupid Obama comment here only because of his service.

I Voted For Obama said...

No stupid Obama comment here only because of his service.

Mississippi Madman said...

Trivia:

CTA "third Rail" is powered with 600VDC at 250 Amps....

That motherfucker never felt a thing.