Monday, April 16, 2012

Wildebeest named "Fellony" arrested for felony battery - Her name should be Fellony Ugly!

A defendant named Fellony was arrested yesterday for felony battery after she allegedly struck a woman in the head with a glass at an Indiana bar.

Fellony Silas, 30, was collared early Sunday following the fracas at Kilroy’s Sports Bar in Bloomington. The bloodied 24-year-old victim suffered several lacerations and was treated for her injuries at a local hospital.

The attack was reportedly triggered when the victim accidentally bumped into Silas while she was dancing.

Silas, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the Monroe County jail, where she is being held in lieu of $10,000 bond on a Class C felony battery count. There is an additional probation hold on Silas related to a prior conviction. Silas has previously been arrested in Monroe County on a variety of charges, including forgery, theft, disorderly conduct, and fraud.

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

OOoowwwwweeeeee, dat sho beez uglee!

Anonymous said...

You need a rifle for a Wildebeest.

Anonymous said...

boon dayo boon dayo boon dayooooooo!!!!

(sounds of bongo native drums and chanting in rhythm)

Welcome to the darkest jungles in the United States of Africa, where we witness the wildebeests dancing to their native rhythms. I'm Marlin Perkins and this is a Mutual of Omaha special. See the sirly fire eyed
negress punch swing and shoot wildly
because her pizza was not ready on time.

They used to fight over animal parts until the white man came along and built them a Chuck E. Cheese!!!

Anonymous said...

she looks like she is wearing a Predator mask with that giant forehead and worm like hair.

Anonymous said...

Hack again?!

Anonymous said...

Well, she sure lived up, uh, down, whatever to her name.

Anonymous said...

Funniest Ghetto Name: Placenta...When I inquired with a straight face on the naming of the child,the mother stated:"Office,Placenta beez a fancy Latin word for baby,Dats what da doctor said when I wuz giving birth,here comes da Placenta!"....

Anonymous said...

Don't you want to just slap that forehead with your cock?

Anonymous said...

I'll bet that "Kilroy's Sports Bar" is Black Irish owned and operated?????

Anonymous said...

i handled a traffic accident with a "Vagena"

Anonymous said...

One gal named hers "female" pronounced Fuh-Molly. When asked how she came up
with that name she said: When the nurse
brought it to her the name was already
on the wristband!

I think someone needs to write an app for the I-Phone where you can key in a hood name and have it spit out something that makes sense like: Benjamin Alan Smith

You'd have to call it something ghetto like DA BABY MAMA NAMZ GAMEZ to perk
their interest. Lots of shiny graphics
and a ring tone too.

Anonymous said...

I heard she was caught giving a BJ to a cop giving out tickets at 111th and Michigan. I guess she blew her way out of a felony or at least a parking ticket.

Anonymous said...

Even after all these years...the names the shines come up with for their offspring never cease to amaze me.

Anonymous said...

I see Whoopie Goldberg got arrested.whoopie what a nigger name lol

Anonymous said...

Tales of the MULE!!

Anonymous said...

What race was the victim?

Anonymous said...

My old partner kept a dossier of funny negro names he would encounter on the job. This endevour lasted at least twenty years. It was hilarious!

tucsonbob said...

How can you not bump into a big fat negress ass. What do you call a negress in Chicago who weighs less than 200 lbs ?? A visitor.

Anonymous said...

I think I know her daughter, MizDemeanor.

Shecky White said...

Is her sister's name mis demenaor?
(snare drum)

I will be here all week please tip your waitresses.

Shecky White said...

To 12:34 AM

Should be Mutual of Obama.

Just for the I Voted for Obama Guy

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Anonymous said...

Indiana isn't a bleeding heart state like Illinois......

Anonymous said...

This was on Jimmy Kimmel-Funny stuff!

Anonymous said...

Over 25 years ago a 007th District ranger,told me that one day in the future there would be a "Kunta Kinte" wanted in the Daily Bulletin, sure enough about 18 years later there was one. This is a true story and as I always say "It wouldn't be funny if it wasn't true!"

Anonymous said...

That Bee-Yotch looks like Idi Amin...

Anonymous said...

She has a son by the name of Latrine. Fugly. When the hookers see him coming they roll dice to see who will do Latrine duty.

I Voted For Obama said...

Mutual of Obama? I don't get it.

Anonymous said...

Mutual of OMAHA, an insurance company, was the sponsor of Marlin Perkins program.

Anonymous said...

Lou Reed says---

And the colored girls sing: Doo da doo da doo da doo da doo da doo doo da doo da doo da doo da doo doo da doo da doo da doo da doo doo da doo da doo da doo da doo doo...