Sunday, April 22, 2012

Suspect 'John Doe' tried to escape arrest by pretending to be asleep


After ditching an allegedly stolen minivan and running from police, a Chicago Negro tried to avoid arrest by diving through the open front window of his home, running to a bedroom and pretending to be asleep, authorities said.
The officer was unconvinced, and the 27-year-old man was arrested Friday night and charged with criminal trespass to a vehicle, obstruction and various traffic offenses.

But officers said feigning sleep was not his final attempt to stymie the police. Charging documents accuse him of refusing to identify himself during his arrest, and he was addressed in Cook County court Sunday as “John Doe” before Judge Laura Marie Sullivan ordered him held on $15,000 bond

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've never been arrested but sometimes i feel i missed out on some fun.

Anonymous said...

I din do nuffins! I wuz sleepin! Dis be sum racis shit, bruh! I kaint even sleep in muh own be'room widout the poleeces fuckin wit me!

Anonymous said...

This is a prime example of the old shuck n; jive the Negroes are known for.

Anonymous said...

He Sleep

Mark12A said...

He said "I dunno" when asked the question, "Who's your daddy?" You can understand his confusion.

I Voted For Obama said...

John Doe voted for Obama, then asked him if the window nearby was open.

Anonymous said...

Why do shines feel once they reach their domicile they are in some kind of safe zone??

Anonymous said...

April 23 @ 0500 hrs. correctly states the appropriate ghetto term "he sleep" this along with "he bees sleep" are correct usage for your term "sleeping" or "asleep". You need to update your ghetto slang dictionary! I hope one of the PoPo's gave him an EKG by placing his hand on the offender's chest and measuring his heart rate.

Anonymous said...

When walking up on your prey,always poke it in the eye with your longgun.

Anonymous said...

Did Doe Know?

Nah, Dill Doe.

Anonymous said...

Why do shines feel once they reach their domicile they are in some kind of safe zone??

That only works for hunchbacks. Sanctuary!!