Saturday, April 21, 2012

Suburban students on field trip watch man plunge into Chicago River & commit suicide - Welcome to Chicago kids!

Photo: Students from Maine South react as Chicago Police/Fire attempt to rescue a man who jumped into the Chicago River at Clark St. Friday, April 20, 2012. | Brian Jackson~Sun-Times

Jim Lonergan was standing along the Chicago River telling his high school students about a nearly 100-year-old disaster when a real one unfolded before their eyes.

Lonergan, an English teacher at Maine South High School in Park Ridge, said he was recounting the sinking of the SS Eastland. The ship was docked at the Clark Street bridge in 1915 when it rolled over, killing 844 passengers and crew.

“I was in the middle of my tale about the Eastland disaster when a guy jumped into the river,” Lonergan said.

“One of my students said, ‘Someone is standing on the rail of the bridge.’ I turned around and saw the splash.”

Lonergan said his students called 911 while he sprinted down the bridge looking for help for the man, who plunged into the Chicago River shortly after 10:30 a.m.

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31 comments:

Anonymous said...

That grieving girl in the pink hoodie needs to be consoled immediately via a thick, veiny cock in her tight, sweet little pussy followed with a huge creampie courtesy of Yours Truly.

Aldo Raine

Anonymous said...

We have a shithead pretending to be President, nobody has a job, people jump rather then live under communism.

Anonymous said...

it was member of the ROWAN family trying to get some of that green dye back to resell it for next st, pats day.

The Real Aldo Raine said...

1137pm get a life and quit biting my style, pussy.

Anonymous said...

Gee wiz, I guess no one has EVER died before? Stupid cunt, it's not like the guy shot himself in the head and his brains are all over your blouse! The guy jumped into the river and drowned. End of story, no bloated, 2 week old stinking corpse to look at, no accident victim that has received major injuries, a member of the military that has been shot repeatedly and dies, no carnage whatsoever and you're in hysterics?

A miserable fuck died and that is that. How the fuck will you handle a real tragedy?

Mark12A said...

Aldo, you're a total saint...thinking of others in a time of tragedy. The mark of a true humanitarian.

I Voted For Obama said...

At least three of the students should have held up cards printed with the jumper's numbered score.

I Voted For Obama said...

By the way, Maine South voted for Obama.

Anonymous said...

Miss pink hoodie needs to toughen up and stop thinking about radiator hose.

Anonymous said...

Years ago, a guy jumped from the railroad station at Adams. They had a CFD helicopter fly over the river to stir it up in hopes the body would float up. It didn't so they then brought a fire boat to churn the water. I'd just had lunch so I left.

Anonymous said...

Life skills class I hope.

Anonymous said...

Not only are we the "Murder Capitol",we also claim the fame of "Suicide City" courtesy of the "demo-rat-ic" party. Thanks dems'

White Man's Burden said...

The White Man's Burden

The guy probably got another raise in health insurance premiums due to Obamacare and couldn't afford to pay. His rates have doubled in five years with no claims. He got tires of watching illegals and others who drive better cars use Link cards and he is eating a diet of house brand oat meal, ramen noodles, macaroni and chesse and eggs for dinner as he too much pride to beg off his neighbors so he can pay his outrageous property taxes. Tired of being asked to take another pay cut or work less hours at work as his company is losing customes due to poor economic conditions from the mortgage crisis caused by Barney Frank and Chris Dodd with help from Bill Clinton and Rahm Emmanuel. Tired of driving a 10 year old car with 200,000 miles so he can pay taxes to support illegals and baby mama's with Link cards, free medical care, free cell phones, section 8, free utilities and the rest of the enttitlement bullshit. He is sick of watching a poverty pimp and common criminal still taken seriously as Jesse Jackson is by the main stream media. Tired of hearing it is for the children when in truth it's a money grab. He was probably tired of being told by the lberal media all white people are racists and it is ok that a savage robs them, rapes tham, kills them and it is the white man's problem as fifty years of affirmitive action and great society have made the black crime problem worst and were not enough. Tires of hearing on the news that the boy involved in the drive by shooting wasn't in gangs when there are pictures of the little bastard on Facebook with the little bastard making gang signs. Tired of hearing blacks that want to progress called Uncle Ton's as to insult them of they are trying to do better for them and their families. Tired of being told that homosexuality is normal and that his children are to be taught that it is normal that a man suck another man's dick and it is normal a women eats another women out. Tired of hearing that his belief in religion is stupid and for the feeble mided by liberals. When you think about it maybe the guy has the right idea.

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" Peter Finch as Howard Beale

Anonymous said...

The teacher if he was sharp could have continued the lesson with the 1929 Stock Market crash and cited the swan dive into the river as a reenactment.

Director of food and beverage said...

The poor prick probably overheard the boring fucking teacher droning on and on and just couldn't take it anymore, so splash!

Anonymous said...

Thank you for your kind thought. And don't be fooled by the cocksmoker trying to be me by adding "The Real" in front of his name. There is only one Aldo Raine, and he is I. The poseur lacks any intelligence and is about as funny as raping a wheelchair-bound retard.

Aldo Raine

Anonymous said...

On my next trip to Chimpcongo, I would like to see a CPD officer shoot a feral kaffir!

Anonymous said...

Thats some fine young tight 18 and legal pussy and ass with the pink trayvon on.

Anonymous said...

The way these youngsters are media saavy, that was all meant for the camera. I bet they started a memorial on the spot too, with candles, poster boards, stuffed animals. All for their benefit of course, to help them deal with their feelings, the jumper is dead.

Anonymous said...

thats fucking hilarious.and that chick is wearing mr southsides pink hoodie.

Anonymous said...

Maine South needs to also visit Englewood to have all the girls raped and the boys cornholed!

Rahm, the asshole Mayor

Anonymous said...

Having a kindergarten class was locked in a jail cell at the Berkeley Police Station not so bad now, huh ?
We used to go museums when I was a lad ...

Anonymous said...

You had me till this point, "and it is normal a women eats another women out."
I luv dem carpet munchers. The hot ones , not the man-beasts that look like Rosie O' and Chasity Bono.

Anonymous said...

A lot of people are jumping off bldgs downtown very little on the news as the media protects obama.

Anonymous said...

. There is only one Aldo Raine, and he is I. The poseur lacks any intelligence and is about as funny as raping a wheelchair-bound retard.

Aldo Raine

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ISn't that how you were conceived?. Your father fucked a wheelchair-bound retard?

Anonymous said...

anchors aweigh!!

Anonymous said...

a young female doctor jumped off a building downtown last week, too. right around Northwestern.

Anonymous said...

No sir, that would make us brothers.

And there's no way we're related - I'm much smarter than you.

Aldo Raine

Anonymous said...

I Voted For Obama said...

At least three of the students should have held up cards printed with the jumper's numbered score.

April 22, 2012 7:23 AM
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Now, that's funny!

Mr. SouthSide said...

My pink hoodie---Puhleeze.

Maine South? Isn't that one of those gurly far north side suburban schools whose neighborhood is inhabited by people who had to get away from the nasty city?

Besides that, how was the field trip?

Mr. SouthSide said...

My pink hoodie---Puhleeze.

Maine South? Isn't that one of those gurly far north side suburban schools whose neighborhood is inhabited by people who had to get away from the nasty city?

Besides that, how was the field trip?