Monday, April 09, 2012

Lawsuit: F.B.I. FITNESS TEST BIAS AGAINST MEN


An intelligence analyst for the FBI in Chicago who allegedly missed becoming a special agent by a single pushup has filed a gender-discrimination lawsuit alleging that the FBI's fitness test is flawed and biased against men.

Jay Bauer, a Northwestern University doctoral graduate, joined the FBI in 2009 after leaving the University of Wisconsin at Milwaukee as an assistant professor in its communication sciences department, according to the lawsuit filed last week in federal court in Chicago.

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36 comments:

Anonymous said...

F*ck that i ain't doing any pushups.

Anonymous said...

Bartender Bea wanted to be an FBI Agent but could not find a (F)emale (B)artender (I)nvestigator to Eat lunch with!

Anonymous said...

I'D HIT DAT.....

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a pussy crybaby.

Anonymous said...

The Power test discriminates against large tall men easier for the short guys. Thats why you don't see too many large tall Police Officers anymore I had to bench press 330lbs, very hard to touch my toes on sit and reach it took me over a year to get in shape to pass the power test. 6ft6in I don't look fat at all but I am considered severely obese by government standards. Who comes up with these stupid tests and BMI????
They see me get out of the squad always comply.

Old Soldier said...

After 27 years we don't need a test we need jails!

Anonymous said...

He's right. These fucking POWER tests should have the same standards for men and women. Some 230lb man has to bench press 98% of his body weight but some tiny little bitch that weighs 110 lbs only has to bench press 58% of hers. Wtf is that bullshit? Is the criminal going to attack her at 40% less strength than he attacks the male officer? You bitches want equal rights and to be treated as equals with men...drop the double standards.

Anonymous said...

The Power test discriminates against large tall men easier for the short guys

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Yeah, so does the NBA. Seems your brain is not in proportion to the rest of you either

Anonymous said...

The POWER test is a joke. I passed mine years ago when I took the job but I always thought that it was not fair. A standard for women and men is dicrinatory when we all do the same job and get paid the same. People accept it but I say would you accept a second written test that was easier for women but harder for men? It's a discriminatory practice.

Teechur said...

"Jay Bauer, a Northwestern University doctoral graduate, joined the FBI in 2009 after leaving the University of Wisconsin at Milwaukee as an assistant professor in its communication sciences department, according to the lawsuit filed last week in federal court in Chicago."

It should read: Jay Bauer, another lazy worthless entitled young crybaby who attended two liberal universities whining because he spent all his time sipping lattes instead of working out.

Another useless Fed.

Anonymous said...

TO: 10 APR2012 12:55AM
FROM: Height Challenged Guy
SUBJECT: Acting like a Pussy

Oh too bad for you, your height didn't get you by alone! You had to actually exercise to pass the power test, let me get you a cookie and a glass of milk. If you couldn't bench press your body weight as a young man, you are either weak or a fat ass. Stop being such a crybaby. When I out benched a taller guy ,he actually said that since my arms were shorter it was easier for me, what a douche.

Anonymous said...

What a whinny little bitch! Sounds like he intentionally fell one short so he could set up this lawsuit.

Anonymous said...

If you cannot pass the CPD power test at any time in your life, you should be euthanized.

Anonymous said...

Im 6”5”, I know what you are talking about. Ive hit my head getting in and out of them crown vics so many times I should Sue for mental distress... :-)

Anonymous said...

Why is it that the short police always have attitude? When their big mouths get them in trouble on the street and have to call a 10 1. The big guys have to com3 and bail their littles butts out of an ass beating..

Anonymous said...

You short little cocksuckers with the Napoloeon complex do have shorter arms (and much shorter cocks!)and it is easier for you to bench press. Go educate yourselves, you are apparently short on fucking brains too.

Short people got no reason, short people got no reason to live!

Anonymous said...

whos the blonde bitch? Id nail that from the back

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The Power test discriminates against large tall men easier for the short guys

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Yeah, so does the NBA. Seems your brain is not in proportion to the rest of you either

April 10, 2012 7:54 AM

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Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Why is it that the short police always have attitude? When their big mouths get them in trouble on the street and have to call a 10 1. The big guys have to com3 and bail their littles butts out of an ass beating..

April 10, 2012 1:20 PM

Like those 2 worthless spic faggots on the wagon in 019 oh I mean 023 now.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Why is it that the short police always have attitude? When their big mouths get them in trouble on the street and have to call a 10 1. The big guys have to com3 and bail their littles butts out of an ass beating..

April 10, 2012 1:20 PM

Napolean Complex there used to be a height requirement for Chicago Police in the old days I believe it was at least 6ft tall.

Anonymous said...

Any relation to Jack Bauer? Because that would explain the 'CUNT' gene possessed by both bitches.

Aldo Raine

Anonymous said...

Let's clarify a few key points here both relevant to Chicago as well as Federal.

Yes, the testing process is biased, not based on race but sex. Equality was the "goal" when women wanted to be hired, yet the process is slanted to accommodate females in order to be hired. The job description, salary, benefits, uniform, etc., are all the same, yet they only have to perform a fraction of the work. The written tests are not and cannot be racist, that is just foolish, but the physical aspect is total bullshit.

That being said lets go over the requirements. The required POWER test is a joke, to call it minimal is giving it too much credit. Anyone that has any difficulty, especially female, is a useless sack of shit that can't get off their ass for a couple hours a week to train. You are useless to all of us both on the job and citizens as a whole.

As for a grown man required to do 30 f-ing push-ups and failing, well sir, you are a PUSSY. You brag about your ABOVE AVERAGE elements yet you can't reach the pathetic MINIMAL requirement for physical strength. Honestly if they require 30 you should be able to do 50 with relative ease. This has NOTHING to do with the female requirements so shut you over educated face.

Equality is the most abused word in this country. The "minorities" be it black, hispanic, female, etc., use the word when they want things handed to them.

As for the height bullshit, well if your tall that is your body, figure it out. Don't sound like a dumb ass and justify your weakness by saying it is easier for shorter people. Your height doesn't determine your ability, your activity level does dumb ass. If you weigh 250-300 pounds you should be able to lift as much, or touch your own toes.

As they say you get out of it what you put into it, now suck it up or shut the fuck up.

Anonymous said...

That FED needs to go work out with Charlie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8c-HJjpZsE&feature=relmfu


And I agree that the power test is very biased. It should be the same percentage for men and women.

Anonymous said...

If a man can't bench press his weight, he needs to work on bench presses. I'm an old man and benched 80 pounds over my weight last year. I could never do the run for the power test, so guess what I did BEFORE the power test? For a couple of months before I knew it was coming, I started jogging. I got shin splints from running on concrete. Guess what I did? I got a machine to work on. I also noticed that I never got shin splints once I was in shape from running.

Thew whole point of this is, if you KNOW what the standard is and you're coming up short, get busy working on your weakness to overcome it. The power test isn't that demanding, a little work and you can pass it.

Anonymous said...

To add to 5:07 p.m.

Older and injured individuals don't fall into the "lazy" category.

Anonymous said...

FUCKING CUNTS AND NIGGERS WANT TO BE TREATED EQUAL?? Then everyone takes the same fucking test and gets their rank accordingly. Jagoffs!

I Voted For Obama said...

Jay Bauer voted for Obama, then asked him if he could borrow a push-up.

Anonymous said...

what a pussy he should be embarrassed

Anonymous said...

At least no one was offering to do an untimed push up... his ass!

I Voted For Obama said...

Bazinga.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You short little cocksuckers with the Napoloeon complex do have shorter arms (and much shorter cocks!)and it is easier for you to bench press. Go educate yourselves, you are apparently short on fucking brains too.

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You mention cocks twice, since you make so many assumptions, I will assume you are gay as well as stupid

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Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
You short little cocksuckers with the Napoloeon complex do have shorter arms (and much shorter cocks!)and it is easier for you to bench press. Go educate yourselves, you are apparently short on fucking brains too.

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You mention cocks twice, since you make so many assumptions, I will assume you are gay as well as stupid

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You suck black cock, white cock and beaner cock. I mentioned cock three times so that must mean that you are an equal opportunity cocksucker (Oops now it is up to four and five times) Wow, you really must suck a lot of cock you cocksucker!

I bet you are a felcher too you little Napoleon complex cocksucker! Damn you keep sucking cock. Fuck! You must be the best cocksucker out there. With all that bench pressing you must do with all that protein you must swallow you very well may be the biggest and best cocksucker out there.

Now go fuck yourself you retarded COCKSUCKER!

Anonymous said...

April 11, 2012 7:43 PM


Damn, that is just the best come back I have ever heard in my life. Your knowledge of cock, and cock sucking is just superior. I am confident you will be promoted on the next list, with the abundance of homo bosses around, good luck in your salty future

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
April 11, 2012 7:43 PM


Damn, that is just the best come back I have ever heard in my life. Your knowledge of cock, and cock sucking is just superior. I am confident you will be promoted on the next list, with the abundance of homo bosses around, good luck in your salty future

April 12, 2012 10:55 AM
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Nope, your daughter is the best little cocksucker. She routinely has the cocksucker train pulled on her!

Anonymous said...

Well we all know those feds need them push UPS so 75 of them can lock up a 90 year old man in elmwood park. Real go getters.