Thursday, April 12, 2012

Happy 4th Birthday to Detective Shavedlongcock



Over 16 MILLION VIEWERS can't all be wrong! Thank you to everybody who has visited the Detective Shavedlongcock Blog in the last 4 years!

Over 20,000 News Postings! Hundred of thousands of viewer comment! And thousands of photos and images!

Sincerely,

Detective Shavedlongcock

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwww Shaved..... Congrats on 4 years

Anonymous said...

happy 4th 2 you and happy 11th 2 my son Kevin who was born 2 a mom who loved drinking at Iras and so misses all he friends from there. Happy birthday to Kevin and shaved love you both

Anonymous said...

Woo Hoo hooray! Detective Shavedlongcock, Happy 4th birthday! I was here from day 1 and glad you're still going strong. Congratulations!

Anonymous said...

You ARE the Man!

Lisa Tortorello said...

Congrats Shaved!

LARGE TOM said...

happy birthday moonhead. the info and commedy you have provided are superb/ thank you

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday sir.

Just Joe said...

Happy Birthday Shaved!!!! You're the best ever!! Keep telling it like it is!!

Just Joe said...

Happy Birthday Shaved!!! Keep up the great work!! We need someone to tell the truth plus you are good for laughs too!!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Shaved I bought Ya a Gay hooker for an hour... Seriously dude keep in there we need new's We can use and trust, god bless You and Yours...

Anonymous said...

from drudge:


DEATH CITY: Homicides in Chicago soar; 120 dead in 2012, 500 wounded...

Anonymous said...

Thanks SLC for a great news site and blog!!

Anonymous said...

Tales of the MULE!! thanks the SLC news staff for providing a First Amendment zone.

Teechur said...

Have a good one and thanks for all the hard work. Best Blog on the 'Net!

Anonymous said...

There is no accounting for bad taste. Nonetheless, congratulations on all your hard work.

As a present, the good father shall make you the subject of his Saint Sabina Sunday sermon.

"leftisthebest"

ISP Sgt said...

Happy Birthday, Shaved-

(Once you get a few more years under your belt you'll be ready for a promotion)

Keep printing the Truth for us.

Anonymous said...

Shaved, congratulations on a job well done. Keep up the outstanding work!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the Truth.....

I am going to pop a cap in your honor...

Mark12A said...

Great job, Shaved.

ANGRY PIG said...

Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

Shaved, keep up the good fight.

Free speech/ First amendment is our right...

Fuck Daley, Fuck Madigan, Fuck Burke, Fuck Quinn, Fuck Rahm, Fuck the entire Sheahan scumbag family..
Fuck Judge Honorless Jimmy The midget Ryan. Fuck Billy CUNTingham and fuck the 19th Ward.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for being here Shaved. The CFD relys on you for info and laughs too. 'bout time someone tells it like it is !

Anonymous said...

Detective. if there ever was a time in our country's history when We the People need a forum in which to speak out, it is now, and for that we thank you.

Happy Birthday...and many more!

Anonymous said...

Is someone about to put a virus on your site again and wipe all your posts away?

A citizen

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday and thanks for the laughs. When you're retired you really miss the police humor. You sometimes make my day. Thanks for all the good info, keeping me in the loop (pun intended retired from 001)!

Anonymous said...

Can I borrow some money from you, now you are world famous?

The King of All Crackers said...

Happy B'day Shaved!

I understand your want of privacy as you see what happened to Andrew Breitbart. Have a Saltine.

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday DSLC!

Shaved, you have got to watch this video... this is one negro who has left the plantation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRDzBWlNvN0

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday shaver !

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Shaved!! A big THANK YOU for all you do!

Anonymous said...

Hey Shaved, I'm a little short. Can you lend me a 20?
And fuck lefty and that jack-off who I refuse to refer to as "Father". He is no priest in my Catholic Church.
......about that 20 Shaved.....

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bavou_SEj1E&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Some one has to pay!!!!
15 kids.
Please work harder today millions of people on walfare
Depend on you!

I Voted For Obama said...

Happy Birthday Shaved. Obama still does not like you.

The Keesing Bandit said...

Happy Birthday cutie! You can celebrate by coming to my place. I will have my famous white wine spritzers waiting for you.

Anonymous said...

Bazinga.

SpankDaddy said...

Happy Birthday Shaved. For your present, you can be the celebrity towel boy at the SpankDaddy Academy.

Mr. SouthSide said...

Happy Birthday, Shaved. The PBRs and Kesslers over at Beatrice's are on me. I can even hook you up with "Crabs" Corcoran if you like.

King Kaffir said...

Lawd hab mercy---

You look like kind of a big 'un for four years old. Happy Birthday! You like playin' cards?

Anonymous said...

Lou Reed says---

Maybe I could get all the colored girls together to sing Happy Birthday to yoy!

Anonymous said...

The Rolling Stones say---

Happy Birthday Shaved. We're coming back at twelve with some Puerto Rican girls just dyin' to meet ya.