Friday, April 06, 2012

Female Chicag Cop Accidentally Shoots Herself in the Buttock


An off duty Chicago police officer was taken to Cook County Hospital yesterday evening after she accidentally shot herself in the buttock on the East side of Chicago. The incident occurred in the 2100 block of East 71st Street.

No further information is being released at this time.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna guess she has one of those famous female chicago cop BIG ass

Anonymous said...

had to be black

Anonymous said...

Must've went off when she reached for her credit card whole Internet shopping behind the desk. I hope no other fat ass cops or computers were injured.

Anonymous said...

She will probably make Merit Something now.... Im thinking Exempt !

Anonymous said...

Ouch. That left a mark. Who wants to kiss it to make it feel better?

Anonymous said...

Ouch. That left a mark. Who wants to kiss it to make it feel better?

Anonymous said...

the address says it all.............

SpankDaddy said...

Am I correct in assuming that the target was too big to miss?

SpankDaddy said...

Am I correct in assuming that the target was too big to miss?

Anonymous said...

"the real police"

what a joke

Anonymous said...

She got her a big beat car bootie dat got in da way..

Anonymous said...

I've known plenty of CPD gals that take it in the butt!

Anonymous said...

To bad she didn't shoot herself in the twat so she can't reproduce.

Anonymous said...

I love cops tell me how great a shot they are and how much they know about firearms.
ASSCLOWNS!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeGD7r6s-zU

Anonymous said...

You know she was a fat assed wildebeast who was probably chimping out when it happened.

Anonymous said...

Heres what you are up against experts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgz0tU3xaqk

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkKc2w2sPxs&feature=related

Anonymous said...

Not surprised.The average cop is a liability nightmare waiting to happen.

Anonymous said...

Tales of the MULE!!

Anonymous said...

Put her on the range team.show others"how to do it"

Anonymous said...

Spank daddy lmao, better than the Obama guy

Anonymous said...

True dat!!!

Anonymous said...

Maybe the do nothings at the WTA can take this one under their wing and impart their extensive tactical knowledge. Which of course was acquired working some of the meanest streets in Chicago.

Anonymous said...

amen to that

Anonymous said...

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION IN ACTION!!

Anonymous said...

True dat indeed. That's why women become cops. Plenty of cock readily available.

Anonymous said...

Fat ass nigger desk jockey I'm sure. Love walking into a district only to be greeted by a wildebeest in uniform painting her nails. "uh uh, I ain't got time fo you right now."

Anonymous said...

How did she know she was shot? A big fat black ass has so many layers of blubber and shit they cant feel anything unless they sit on a cupcake or twinkie.

Anonymous said...

How did she know she was shot? A big fat black ass has so many layers of blubber and shit they cant feel anything unless they sit on a cupcake or twinkie.

I Voted For Obama said...

Somebody's better than me?

Anonymous said...

.....Anonymous said...
Maybe the do nothings at the WTA can take this one under their wing and impart their extensive tactical knowledge. Which of course was acquired working some of the meanest streets in Chicago.

April 6, 2012 10:34 AM.....


Hey KB, we are waiting for your comment?????

LMAOROTF

What's my line said...

Buy a good off duty holster! Don't tie the tempo n strings around the trigger!

I want to be a fly on the wall at the medical section when she explains this one?

Are the minutes of the finance committee subject to the open meetings act?