Friday, April 20, 2012

EXCLUSIVE: First photos of Colombia escort Dania Suarez in explosive Secret Service hooker scandal



24-year-old single mom is known as Dania, she says agent offered $30 for $800 service - Secret Service agents defended this offer by saying under ObamaCare the government will only be paying physicians $30.00 for $800.00 in services too. It's the Obama Way!


CARTAGENA, COLOMBIA - The Daily News published the first photos of the Colombian call girl whose encounter with a cheapskate Secret Service agent set off the agency’s worst sex scandal.

Dania Suarez, the 24-year-old single mom of a 9-year-old son, has gone into hiding as the scandal mushrooms, according to neighbors.

A friend stopped by late Wednesday to pick up her dog, a pug named Valentino, they said.

Suarez, originally from the island of San Andres, is a quiet tenant who rents a small apartment in a hacienda-style home for about $600 a month, neighbors said.

They often saw her go out late and come home at dawn, dangling her high heels in her hand.

“She never told us what she did for a living but it was obvious,” said Maria Quintero, 31, who lives on the first floor of the three story white building.

“She was home all day and left late at night looking very nice,” Quintero said.

“I asked her if she worked, she said no. I asked her if her boyfriend helped her, she said no. Then it hit me.”

Another neighbor, Maria Estela Cubides, 45, said Suarez seemed to have a glamorous life out on the town, but kept to herself at home.

“She always left late at night. She traveled a lot, to fancy destinations," Cubides said. “She never brought guys home. She kept to herself. I’m surprised she did all that noise to get her money. She’s not that kind of person.”

Another neighbor, Dona Betty, said Suarez told people she was a dancer.

“She showed up early in the morning, with her heels on her hands,” she said. “We suspected, but she keeps to herself. She is a good mother.”

Prostitution is legal in Colombia, and escorts, hookers and streetwalkers crowd the streets of the tourist districts.

Suarez has said she was a “high class” escort who made $800 - 1.4 million pesos - a night to dress well and provide sparkling company as well as have sex.

The average Colombian household earns $287 a month.

Eleven Secret Service agents and nine military servicemen are under investigation for hiring 20 or 21 hookers in Cartagena last week when they were supposed to be preparing for President Obama’s April 13 arrival at a regional summit.

Suarez was one of the girls brought back to the posh Hotel Caribe to party with the G-men on the night of April 11.

According to the story Suarez has told friends and the press, the still-unnamed agent kicked her out of his room the next morning with only $28 in cab fare.

She caused a ruckus in the hallway, demanding her full payment, while the agent remained locked in the locked hotel room and wouldn’t come out.

60 comments:

Anonymous said...

You wanna work the ho pay the price..

Anonymous said...

"Aye Carumba" said Bill Clinton, had I know those Agents were getting that kind of Tail, I would tell Hillary to Eat Oprah!

Anonymous said...

Should have payed for the pussy

Wimpy's Hamburgers said...

I would gladly pay for some of that primo pretty pink pussy...on Tuesday.

Anonymous said...

You don't pay hos to fuck, you pay them to leave.

Anonymous said...

I'M DONE.

NEW UNIT DESIGNATORS "SEAMEN STRIKE FORCE" said...

MIKIE!

ONE MORE PROPOSAL FOR THE NEW CONTRACT: UNDER ROLL CALL AND CHECK OFF ON TIME INCENTIVES! INOCULATIONS AND OSHA APPROVED SAFETY EQUIPMENT AND HOME PHARMACY ZERO $ ON THE VIAGRA CO-PAYS!

Obamama care.might not be to bad without the 90% copay age restrictions.

Star chasers you can go to truck driver training scool these pros WILL keep my index up!

PH GED said...

Five agents goes INTO twenty super Hookers four times right?

Help me out brothers and sisters, I only had a GED in 1982 tp get on job and a DD214, help me with the arithmetic ?

PH GED said...

Is that one agent INTO one girl four times in one night or one into all four at only 1/4 0r 0.25 of the night?

PH GED said...

Or was it one agent into all twenty for twenty minutes each. How many Viagra issues are issued to each agent and do the pos-t-vacs CUM in travel packs with the presidential seals on them?
How often do they have physical agility test?

PH GED said...

Who gets the $800.00 Hookers and who got the Union girl and take up a collection for the Monica Lewinski union rules about the $28.37 cab fare at the current Wall Street journal exchange rates?

Or was it $28.37 fo the hole night?

PH GED said...

More help here too!

Now that is eleven agents and nine marines INTO twenty or twenty one super Hookers?

11+9= 20 +/-1 Hookers?
is that one on one and an alternate time due girl?

So let me see if I got Lt Columbo's notes right?


20 X $800.00 = $16,000.00

How do they break that down if it wasn'
t one on one? By Minutes and seconds? Per inch or per millimeters or both? NASA said they are rebooting their computers after the Orlando reactor SCRAMED .

SGT. EDDIE HICKS said...

They should've contacted me for THE discount...

PH GED said...

Are the Monica's union going to picket Air Fart one and protesting the use of chemicals and post+t-vac or synthetic battery people to reduce there pensions?

Now that the agents and marines have been replaced by the Army First Judy Garland Brigade will the Hookers union demand unemployment and reparations?

PH GED said...

Per the Union contract did each secret agent have to service 20 different Hookers one time or one Hooker twenty times?

How often do the secret agents have to pass a random physical agility test?

In case of a wardrobe malfunction and top secret sperm escape from the OSHA/ ADA /Michelle approved condoms do they have self distruct fail safe units?

Anonymous said...

Dania
I will marry you, and bring you home to America.

PH GED said...

Hey!
maybe you educated brothers and sisters can help us all out.

Ask Mikie to add a proposal to the new contract!
Hit those overworked indeed girls to work ROLL calls and Check off's! The absentee or lateness problem would disappear and it would really help with stress medical disability , maybe eliminate the main medical section.
From what I've seen so far the star chasers will go to truck driving school and the New Seminal fluid strike force unit could really keep my INDEX UP!

Anonymous said...

Another fucking whore. They're everywhere these days. Women are fucking cock sucking, slutty whores that enjoy taking hot loads all over their slutty faces.

PH GED said...

Maybe Mikie could add it to the new contract? Someone brothers and sisters you have the education I don't and you know what the man thinks of American birth certificates and DD214:s
with an American education he payer for?

Anonymous said...

Butterface.

Anonymous said...

Ill do 35, cash!

PH GED said...

look at the advantages of the New seminal fluid strike fore unit om lateness or absentee numbers if they are at rollcall and check off.
I know they'll get My Index Up!
Reduced Stress/ psych time off. Record IOD and medical recoverys. Magnificent therapy and health program usage. less cholesterol , heart med,blood pressure med, diabetes med. obesity elimination and maybe a slight increase in Viagra bit either the savings we could by the company!

PH GED said...

Best of all! Deployment a court would eliminate court deviations and with double benefits on convictions, they'll Up be no serious crime I'm this City!. When the judge or pd/ defense parasites sets you out of key you'll have to hold back a smile.

Anonymous said...

The agent was an upitty nigger that thought he was entitled to free sex with hookers. His sister never complained.

PH GED said...

What about support units?
The more you get the more they get!

They will have the paper half done by the time you transport!

Take a kill out of crime and caps meetings will take on a whole new meaning?

Sex is good crime is bad" Bumper stickers and buttons will hit a billion dollars in business the second month.

Sorry to those .scuzzy obese ugly lying cheating parasites but you can change !

Happy healthy people and children will eliminate illegal immigration ( who would take the chance of being sent back or housed with anyone who would reject this or cheat anyone of it and get caught?

Metal health illness would disintegrate because of environment and pure food and medicine controls with no bullshit money medicine or think cures that leave us still sick but broke and our family destitute!

Sounds crazy or insane don't it?
TRY IT FOR A HUNDRED YEARS AND THERE WON'T BE NEITHER WORDS IN ANY DICTIONARY OR CONVERSATIONS BECAUSE THERE WON'T BE ANY HERE.

Maybe our enemies will jab them but our enemies toll still be on twos planet unless we don't find that other Myan calendar
or no trust in ways primed on every dollar!

Let's try and stop trying to run the world ASAP and make our country the best in the universe so the will understand

or

kill each other fighting for peace. Once we bury the dead all we have to do os wait for God to show us what's next ! ;-)

Anonymous said...

She is pretty hot, but for $800.00 I would rather rent a movie. Besides, last time I had a tuna like that she got 50% of my pension and 75% of the house.

Anonymous said...

dumbasses they should of paid,but on a side note that bitch nancy pelusi is saying how disgusting this is,i wonder how she felt about clintin getting a BJ in the whitehouse?

Anonymous said...

Must have been a colored agent!

Anonymous said...

I thought those SS dudes were all fags. He probably thought she was a chick with a stick (dick) found out she was really a she and got a limp dick and couldnt do anything.

Anonymous said...

Yummy!

Anonymous said...

Typical CUNT selling herself.

You feel bad for this bitch?

Id ram her ass raw and make her suck my load as I blew it onto her face and mouth.....


Not bad for a spic.

Anonymous said...

1 cheap douchebag fucked it up for everyone! Sound familiar anyone?
Ever try to split a tab with a cheap cocksucker who keeps count of everyone's order? Same fuck who never buys a round...Sound familiar yet???? Keep thinking....Someone who would be treated to a free Cubs game and then not offer to pay for parking or a fucking bag of peanuts....

Anonymous said...

She ain't worth $800 but definitely more than $30.About $150.

Anonymous said...

like those assholes couldn't afford 800 for that. what a bunch of cheap fucks. did they really need to spend that much down there. certainly seems pussy be cheaper down there based on the exchange rate.

Anonymous said...

Nce Rack!

I think she is lying about her prices,

Anonymous said...

She can come live with me and I'll pay her the $287/month for unlimited sex. Seriously? How do you argue with $800 to be able to fuck that every which way but loose for a whole nite? Instances like this is precisely why Pfizer makes that little blue pill.

Aldo Raine

Anonymous said...

THE SECRET SERVICE AGENT DIDNT WANT TO PAY THE WHORE BECAUSE HE WANTED A TRANNY.

Anonymous said...

Commander Mummmbles only gets 1 perso for his services..

Commander Mummmbles is proof anal sex can cause pregnancy.

Anonymous said...

Hey PH GED you are a fucking retard... Whats with the 20 plus posts???Go get youre movie and get off the blog

Anonymous said...

Someone onse told me that the pound of meat a woman has..could eventually cost you everything...that old retired Marine was right... man he doesnt deserve to get fired.. you are willing to take a bullet or die for the president but yet all those fucks they protect will fuck you easily...Sad ...I dont care what anyone says punish him for a year but man have mercy at least for his service... As for the girl $800.00 come on there is no woman worth that money...Xvideos.com...2:00 minutes later mission accomplished..saved the money...or go get a cheaper one there are many in Colombia for 1/10 of the price.....

Anonymous said...

just another ho.

You can wrap DOG SHIT in pretty paper but its STILL DOG SHIT.

Go sell that ass you skank spic,
typical of your people.

Anonymous said...

$$800.00 in Columbia = $4,000 in USA
This bitch not worth it
She votes nobama

Sgt John Herman said...

It's always easier to just pay the bitch.

Anonymous said...

One cheap fucker fucks it all up for everybody. Nice to know it isn't only here!!!

Anonymous said...

Is s/he a tranny???

Anonymous said...

This dame has hit the White-Hispanic Lotto!

Books, interviews, and movies are coming (no pun).

Seriously, how do so many of you think that ANY president would have black secret service agents? That's only for movies.

These guys were white. Whites can be assholes too.

The real Aldo raine said...

Now that is one hot piece of @ss! I wouldn't lose my job for it though.......yummy!

tucsonbob said...

Nice Columbian hoohahs. Never catch Obama touchin that. Hilary for sure.

Anonymous said...

Before I make any comments, I want to see a photo of her sphincter. And dick.

I Voted For Obama said...

Maybe the agent should have paid her with Obama stimulus money.

Anonymous said...

This is BullShit!!!
Need more pictures!

There's no place like home! There's no place like home.... said...

Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas any more?

And what's Michelle doing under the house with all that white power and those pretty shoes ?

Anonymous said...

she looks very stupid.

PH GED PAGE 1776 said...

We know you can't count past 19.6 that includes your thinking leg.

Imagine a world without imbeciles; now drink your koolaids"

I blocked CNN ON MY REMOTE said...

Rodney King was on CNN and allowed to pimp his book and Tell Travon's mental state.

Off topic but on point

Anonymous said...

Are those chicks with sticks???

Anonymous said...

For Pete's sake..Who was the cheap fuck?

Anonymous said...

so it tuns out the G-Men are like Chicago Cops too-CHEAP!!!

Anonymous said...

The Rolling Stones say---

What's the matter man? We're gonna come back at twelve with some Puerto Rican girls just dyin' to meet ya!

Anonymous said...

If she has a Visa, Void it. Its Obvious she is a security risk. Don't let her get rich on the stupidity of the US, posing nude. Send Team 6 to stone the Whore.