Saturday, April 21, 2012

Chicago White Sox’s Phil Humber throws a perfect game in a 4-0 win against the Seattle Mariners


SEATTLE – Phil Humber threw the first perfect game in the majors in almost two years, leading the Chicago White Sox to a 4-0 victory over the Seattle Mariners on Saturday.

It was baseball's 21st perfect game and first since Philadelphia's Roy Halladay threw one against the Florida Marlins on May 29, 2010. It was the third in White Sox's history, joining Mark Buehrle against Tampa Bay on July 23, 2009, and Charles Robertson against Detroit on April 30, 1922.

With the White Sox lined up on the top step of the dugout, Humber fell behind 3-0 to Michael Saunders leading off the ninth. But he rebounded to strike him out. John Jaso then flied out before Brendan Ryan, another pinch-hitter, struck out to end the game.

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Few have received the Det. Shavedlongcock Highest Award, The Golden Shavedlongcock Award.... Phil Humber you are now part of a select and limited group of people who have earned this INTERNATIONAL TROPHY!

12 comments:

Mr. SouthSide said...

Too bad this didn't happen at home. It is still a long season and the White Sox have some pretty good arms.

Of course you won't this at Wrigley Field, and if it doesn't happen, only gay guys will see it.

The King of All Crackers said...

Go Sox!

Anonymous said...

great to hear some awesome news finally out of Chicago!!! Here is a little know White Sox fact.When building their brand new current ball park work had stopped on construction.the crew would not go up.the foreman finally came and was very angry and asked the guys why they wouldn't finish.they said they weren't going up top and the foreman aid i'm sorry guys i'll have to fire you if you don't work.they said we rather be fired than die.so the foreman went up and they stopped him.they finally told him the niggers from the nearby housing project were shooting at them.he then went up there and found the bullet holes and such.he then told them he was sorry and they had to have police protection to finish the job.unreal!!

Anonymous said...

does anyone remember when they had to stop construction on the new ballpark because the chimps were shooting at the construction guys at the nearby projects? they had to get security in the high power to protect them!! unreal niggers!! great job on the perfecto #21!!

Anonymous said...

White Sox and Gold Cocks;

they go together?

Theo Epstein said...

Who gives a fuck? This is a Cubs town, always has been always will be. Once you south side inbred hillbillies realize that, the better off we'll all be.

Anonymous said...

pffft

Anonymous said...

Northside rich whores like our hillbilly cock!!! But many female cubs fans going ghetto i see!

I Voted For Obama said...

Obama likes the White Sox. M

Anonymous said...

Mr. SouthSide said...
Too bad this didn't happen at home. It is still a long season and the White Sox have some pretty good arms.

Of course you won't this at Wrigley Field, and if it doesn't happen, only gay guys will see it.

April 21, 2012 6:28 PM


No, the fags at Wrigley still wouldn't see it because they'd be too busy focusing on the crotches of the players, trying to figure out how big the sausages are under the cups. And that's between french kissing each other while beating off under the blankets on their laps in the bleachers.

Mr. SouthSide said...

The fact that this is a Cubs town just gives you an idea on how sad this town is. How would be be all be better off? North side thinking. Starbucks induced.

Besides, I would rather be a south side inbred hillbilly than live on the north side and be banging Billy.

Mr. SouthSide said...

The fact that this is a Cubs town just gives you an idea on how sad this town is. How would be be all be better off? North side thinking. Starbucks induced.

Besides, I would rather be a south side inbred hillbilly than live on the north side and be banging Billy.