Monday, April 16, 2012

"Car jacking?" Police Sergeant Caught Masturbating on Video While on Duty



A police sergeant in Santa Fe, New Mexico is in a bad situation after a video caught him masturbating while he was on duty. The video has recently been released and it was filmed by the dashboard camera of the officer’s cruiser. The video released to the media does not show the inside of the cruiser but has audio that is quite steamy. The officer in question is Sgt. Mike Eiskant.

One former officer, Shannon Brady, was not surprised at the news of the video as Brady said that Eiskant had a bad reputation as a stalker of women and a ‘creeper.’ Brady attempted to file a harassment complaint against Eiskant years ago with the Santa Fe Police Department’s human resource division. The complaint was filed with compliance officer Raymond Rael, who is not the police chief for the department.

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a jerkoff! Lol

Anonymous said...

ha ha "car jacking" you're funny DSLC. jacking in the car. ha ha why should it be confined to your home? ha ha

Anonymous said...

wasn't a sgt from a northside district accused of fondling and taking pictures of a female in the wgn parking lot years ago
he beat it after complainant was tired of having case cont in court
another possible merit supervisor patrolling the streets of chicago

Anonymous said...

I liked the Farmers Ins. ad more than the story.Sick Fuck.

Anonymous said...

his badge and car number is 69...classic

Anonymous said...

Who talks to themself when they're jerking off?

Anonymous said...

They're taking the fun out of this job. Can't do anything anymore.

Where will the Keeshing Bandit go?

Anonymous said...

Where is that video of Daley's son pounding his father's ass?

Anonymous said...

I can recall being parked by Captain's Quarters on 39th Street...ah never mind

Anonymous said...

Ole Green Knee's aka Officer Stacy Bruce could creep up on a couple fucking in a car with His Kel light in one hand and His cock in the other , only thing He did well was rat on His fellow Officers and knock up teen agers in the west end.

Anonymous said...

U know I do wonder sometimes when I see sgts cars far away isolated in some lots all by them self...hmmmm!!!!

Anonymous said...

thas why u do it before roll call!!!hahaha!

Anonymous said...

i beleive the Rowans were caught in Gresham doing this to a guy up at the turn around liquors.

Anonymous said...

Sounds almost like the movie "The Bad Lt." but in real life. Too funny..

Mark12A said...

Was this specifically listed as a no-no in his department's rule book?

I bet it will be NOW.

Anonymous said...

Seriously? He couldn't wait 8 hours until his shift was over and jerk off in the privacy of his own home? He just had to take care of that business in a squad car on duty....what an asswipe.

Anonymous said...

Whats the job cumming (lol) to when a man cant rub 1 out in the privacy of his own squad car?

Anonymous said...

There is a Sgt who;s daddy the Lt got caught jacking off to porn while assigned to call back..


Man
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Man
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Shevitz.....



Paybacks a BITCH Phil you cocksucker.

Anonymous said...

My favorite part is when the reporter states, "It sounds like he's looking at a photo of a naked woman." Tell me, just how does it sound when a person looks at a photo? Dumb fuck media pricks.

I Voted For Obama said...

Sgt. Mike Eskant voted for Obama, then tried to shake his hand.

Anonymous said...

Shades of detective lt Ken Lampe

Anonymous said...

You all do it.

Anonymous said...

Fucking wanker.

Anonymous said...

Sgt Spankey and our gang..

Anonymous said...

He was just working a beat!

Anonymous said...

A white Irish pig stroking his johnson in a squad while on duty and in uniform? White trash at its finest!

Hugh G. Rection said...

Is this wrong...I mean really what's wrong with rubbing one out when your on your coffee break?
Sticky fingers and sweet dreams can't be bad for a diet can it?

Anonymous said...

Whatta stroke!

The Keesing Bandit said...

Don't worry about me. I have many places where I peel the banana and many friends to join me.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

Anonymous said...

I have to hear the audio! Who the fuck jerks off to photos anymore? I need a lesbian video to finish the job! The last time I cracked one out to a photo I was 14 and I fucked up the new Sears catalog. I sealed that mother fucker shut..I mean like superglue sealed shut!

Anonymous said...

Just saw the video and heard the audio....that is a sick mother fucker!

The Santa Fe Chief's uniform looks like he is a security guard at Wally World!