Monday, April 16, 2012

Cameron Diaz looking hot in a bikini - I hope posting this doesn't violate the stalking order of protection she has against me!

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Cameron Diaz ALMOST has Karen Carpenter beat in this bikini... ONLY ALMOST!

16 comments:

Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

LOL! All I got was the fucking advertisement!!

Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

Karen Carpenter in a bikini?

I can visualize a grain of rice sliding down her throat and leaving a lump in her belly.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Cameron cut a we fart in that one photo, but I would still hit it.

Anonymous said...

Her face never did anything for me but I'd definitely hate fuck her.

Anonymous said...

Too bad her face is so ugly.

Anonymous said...

Will she now travel with the Secret Service Advance Team?

Mark12A said...

Looks like Cameron cut a we fart in that one photo, but I would still hit it
Watched a pro beach volleyball chick in her white bikini with a little shit stain on the back. All in all, I still would've done her.

Anonymous said...

Cameron Diaz almost has her beat?

Compared to Karen Carpenter, Cameron Diaz takes on the proportions of a beached whale.

Anonymous said...

She's a mud shark. She's doing Sean Combs aka P-Daddy. Skank!

Anonymous said...

is it me or is that a poop stain, sure she isnt in mexico

I Voted For Obama said...

Cameron Diaz voted for Obama, then asked him if she should change her name to Uma Thurman.

Anonymous said...

You have very poor taste. She is a bag of bones. Way too skinny just like most Hollywood stars. They all weigh like 90 to 110 pounds. A more appropriate weight would be like 115 to 145 (depending on height of course). Real women have curves.

Anonymous said...

If she had poop in her ass would you stick your dick in it?

SpankDaddy said...

If she wanted SpankDaddy's services, all poop must be thoroughly removed.

Anonymous said...

I would tap it!!

Anonymous said...

Evidence of a shart occurring, probably thought she was safe ripping one in the water and didn't know that wetness was a huge shit stain.