Monday, April 30, 2012

‘899-year-old god’ gets PROBATION for having stolen property - What a fricken joke!

A Northwest Indiana man who told police he was an 899-year-old god while being arrested for breaking into homes and hiding in a closet will spend a year on probation.

Porter Superior Court Judge William Alexa on Monday sentenced Kevin M. Cosner, 44, of Portage for his March 12 plea to possession of stolen property.

Cosner ingested illegal bath salts sold at a gas station, causing his erratic behavior on June 4, authorities said.

He stole a black 1993 Chevy van in Lake County, which police found in the First Source Bank parking lot at 14 E. Indiana Ave.

A teller called police because Kostner was sweating, acting strangely and talking to himself while looking for a phone to call his mother, and police found him after he broke into homes in Valparaiso to hide.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Musta difinately not been a negro

Anonymous said...

What is up with this bath salts shit? It used to be freon, scotch gard or model glue for the freaks in the rafters who were too lame to score some beer, booze or pot.

I Voted For Obama said...

Obama really liked Kevin Costner in "The Bodyguard". It is sad to see that he has fallen so for...

Wait--Kevin Cosner? Sorry. My mistake.

Recovering.

All 899 year old gods voted for Obama.

I Voted For Obama said...

Obama really liked Kevin Costner in "The Bodyguard". It is sad to see that he has fallen so for...

Wait--Kevin Cosner? Sorry. My mistake.

Recovering.

All 899 year old gods voted for Obama.

Anonymous said...

Give this guy MORE Bath Salts so he can finish the job!