Friday, April 06, 2012

70 Year old sky diver dies in crash landing into Central California vineyard but he did smash enough grapes to make over 100 bottles of wine...

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A sky diver died Thursday in Central California after what appears to be a parachute malfunction.

The man, believed to be in his 70s, was reportedly an experienced sky diver who made several jumps a month. He landed in a vineyard off Jahant Road in Acampo, about 18 miles north of Stockton.

"His parachute evidently opened incorrectly and he wasn't able to release it, and he landed underneath a spinning parachute," said Bill Dause, the owner of Parachute Center in Acampo.

The man had what's usually referred to as a "hard open," and the malfunction is believed to have knocked him unconscious.

"You're going 120 miles an hour and if you get an instantaneous opening, then you are going from 120 to zero. It's similar to running into a brick wall at, say, 100 miles an hour," said Dause.

Investigators from San Joaquin County and the FAA will look into the incident, but said it appears to be accidental.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

"You're going 120 miles an hour and if you get an instantaneous opening, then you are going from 120 to zero. It's similar to running into a brick wall at, say, 100 miles an hour," said Dause.

Yeah, OK, you stupid asshole. You know this HOW? Someone you personally know can run 100 mph? Into a brick wall?

I've got a comparison for ya. My dick slapping off your wife's chin is similar to your boyfriend's dick slapping off YOUR chin, only my cock is much bigger and has considerably more heft. Similar? Yes. But not exactly the same. Fucking jackass.

Aldo Raine

Now I'm Freeeeee, Free-Fallin' said...

I woulda paid tall cash to see this old asshole plummet to his death. Coulda revived the old "Faces Of Death" videos.

I adhere to the "why would you jump out of a perfectly good airplane" school of thought.

Stupid ass old man, he won't do THAT again, now will he??????

Anonymous said...

Better to go this way, than not remembering how to eat.

I Voted For Obama said...

Bill Dause voted for Obama, then gave him a certificate for a free flying leap.

Anonymous said...

Classic caption Shaved...Aldo, love the last paragraph. You heartless MFers made my day. Guess it'll be red wine for that crop!

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