Monday, March 12, 2012

Warm Weather Forecasted for Chicago - Watch the homicides & shootings skyrocket


Spring weather -- including thunderstorms -- in forecast for next two weeks
Springlike weather is in the forecast for the Chicago area for the next two weeks, with temperatures expected to reach 20 degrees above normal and with possible thunderstorms in the forecast for some portions of the region this afternoon and evening.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

SCC reported on a mini-riot in Wrigleyville. Was it a full blown chimpout?

Anonymous said...

Aint that that truth!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, great weather detective shavedlongcock. Love your ghetto thermometer! LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Shaved... your pictures are the best!!!!

Anonymous said...

As soon as it gets warm out, they like to go to the beach and flash mob the bike path.

If you see a pack of monkeys blocking the road, turn the fuck around or open fire, because riding past them isn't an option...

Mark12A said...

As soon as it gets warm out, they like to go to the beach and flash mob the bike path

I don't suppose they're there pretending to be a peloton. Beat you, cook you, eat you, and take your bicycle; or are they just trying to turn their lives around?

I Voted For Obama said...

As a boy growing up in his native Indonesia, Obama did not like springtime. That's when the wild monkeys would get active and chase him.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

March 12, 2012 1:10 PM.

I'm prepared, a wrist rocket and an o.c.(pepper sprary) grenade.

Anonymous said...

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

Anonymous said...

If you see a pack of monkeys blocking the road, turn the fuck around or open fire, because riding past them isn't an option...

They wouldn't be a problem if someone in the government would just put a bounty out on them.

Saltine said...

You know, wouldn't it be nice if a weatherman could predict weather as accurately as this post does crime?

And to complicate matters, how and the fuck can the majority of you officers out there understand your marble mouth dispatchers, minus a few
Who are VERY good!

You badass mother fuckers takin the heat from the streets and dealing with politics, Stay safe on the streets, politics are already making the streets red hot, and people can't protect themselves, you are the first line of defense, but it's impossible to be omnipresent!

Be safe,cover your ass, that's my humble opinion.

Thank you for you're service!

Anonymous said...

"Tyrone, Marquis, Shavonte..its 1:30 pm..time to get your asses up on go get momma some MACK Donalds..Lets see..I bees having 2 filet o da fish..extra tartar sauce, large fry and a orange pop...You 3 split a burger or some shit..It gonna be a hots one todays!!Watch out for 5-0..them mother fuckers THIRSTY!

Anonymous said...

"Okay boys n girls, do you know what TIME it is?!"

"Sure do Uncle Billy...it's COON TIME!"