Thursday, March 15, 2012

Rod Blagojevich gets 'lost' on way to prison, eats his last free lunch - A Patty Melt....


It wasn't immediately clear where Rod Blagojevich's car was headed when it passed up the entrance to the Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Englewood more than once.

Blagojevich had gotten off a plane to Denver from Chicago, swarmed by more reporters, on his way to begin serving his 14-year sentence. He got into a black SUV outside the airport and traveled toward the prison.

Attorney Aaron Goldstein later confirmed they initially got lost on the way to the facility and then decided to get lunch.

After some searching they ended up at Freddy's steak burgers, a fast-food joint where Blagojevich would have his final meal as a free man. He posed for a few photos at the restaurant, and one woman said, "You're the guy from 'The Apprentice.'"

Just after 6 a.m., Blagojevich left his Ravenswood Manor home and his family. "Saying goodbye is the hardest thing I have ever had to do," he told reporters as he got into a car leaving for O'Hare.

"I'm leaving with a heavy heart, a clear conscience," he said. "I have high, high hopes for the future. Among the hopes is now you guys can go home and our neighbors can get their neighborhood back. I'll see you guys when I see ya."

Before he boarded an American Airlines flight, he continued to shake hands and sign autographs.

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Nothing like stuffing yourself with a burger before hitting prison...by this time tomorrow...He may be getting stuffed with a big black sausage....

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

gee, do you think VANENKO OR TONY BARRY may be next,

Anonymous said...

gee, do you think VANENKO OR TONY BARRY may be next,

Anonymous said...

If you guys up north get any calls of a "Peeping Tom" outside Patti's crib, dont break your necks getting over there. It'll just be me working my Johnny in the bushes until the girls fall asleep and Patti letse in to frolic in her bush. She needs the punnany pleasured because Rod didnt hit it the way a real man can. I'll wreck that clam and sent you pictures from my cell phone, Shaver.

Aldo Raine

Anonymous said...

Id give a years pay PLUS all my BFDs and Time Due just to lick Pattys sweet, musty, unwashed asshole.

Anonymous said...

Don't kid yourself he is going to a luxury prison with golf, basketball, softball, and I heard bowling but can't confirm it. White collar prison.

Anonymous said...

Mmmmmmm I'd love to eat a "Patty"

Anonymous said...

She is going to be fucked more times than Rod will be.

Anonymous said...

FCI has a contract with Folos Beef.Blago can get some of that 2 michelin star quality beef.

Anonymous said...

I give it a month before she starts divorce proceedngs against this goof. And 6 months before she sucks a new cock and gets fucked by some dude.

Anonymous said...

Then you could reminisce about how 'good' that balloon knot tasted while you're sitting in that beat car with no AC sometime mid-July because you're outta time and BFDs and PDays.

I, too, wouldn't mind dragging my tongue a bit further south than is traditional while sucking Patti's meat curtains and pearl tongue, but let's be reasonable here pal. You can't take a day off to spend it wrecking Patti's punnany and shithole if you can't take the day off.

Gotta go. All this Patti talk makes me wanna rub one out.

Aldo Raine

Mark12A said...

I figure Obama will have him put down in prison, anyway. Maybe she won't have to spend the cash for a divorce.

the people's republik said...

Ahhh...good ol Illinois where all the past governors are in jail or under indictment.

Anonymous said...

I agree..Patti's taint is probably PERFECTION!...Not one stray hair, perfectly pink, smells like lilacs!

Anonymous said...

Illinois. Where ex-governors make your license plates.

I Voted For Obama said...

Patty Melts kick ASS!

Anonymous said...

Blago TOOK the fall when all it was to my knowledge was rethoric and chicago street talk, he attempted to get us lower priced drugs from Canada which the pill people shot down and then gave seniors free rides on all state transit. not a bad deal.14 years,,, how many old timers out there ever saw a killer in 007 or 002 ever do that time for a homocide???Vanenko walks on a street killing,the cops who did the cover up will take the fall when thios is brought to federal court as a civil rights thing for denial of, the anitas and daleys will shrug their shoulders and walk away.

Anonymous said...

Patti looks pretty hot in that sun dress thingy.I'd tap it even with your dick Shaver.

Anonymous said...

What about Daley?

Anonymous said...

As far as I'm concerned, Blago has ALREADY served a prison sentence of sorts, a good looking young Serbian Christian marrying that ugly nag...she looks just like her father with a wig!

Anonymous said...

I'd like to melt Patti's pussy and pour it all over my Dick.

Anonymous said...

I just think that if I was on my way to prison on my last day I would be drinking and partying like all get out. A couple of dozen Viagras and wear out the wife. If she says "No more" I say " Call your sister, and some of your cute college friends." Head to a bar and try to drain every bottle in the place. Then at the last minute, stagger across the street to the door of the prison, puke, piss and pass out on their front door step. Let them carry me in.

Anonymous said...

You know she would dress up like a filthy, fuck whore for you.....Talk very dirty and try to put her thumb in your ass!!!