Thursday, March 01, 2012

BUMPED UP: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SEXIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD! MY TRUE LOVE KAREN CARPENTER - KAREN CARPENTER'S 62ND BIRTHDAY!



Karen Anne Carpenter (March 2, 1950 – February 4, 1983) was an American singer and drummer. Karen and her brother Richard Carpenter were known as THE CARPENTERS.







Happy Birthday Karen! XOXOXOXOXOXOXO DETECTIVE SHAVEDLONGCOCK!

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shaved, you'd still stick your tiny dick in her if we dug her up for you tomorrow.

Bet that pussy smells no worse now after 29 years in the ground than it did when she was still an oxygen thief.

That bitch turns my stomach.

Aldo Raine

Anonymous said...

The "Drum Workshop" video is particularly disturbing.

Her clothes are so skin-tight, you can see her ribs thru her shirt.

And you can also see her cock thru her pants.

I'd masturbate using shards of broken glass covered in dogshit to a picture of the I Voted For Obama Guy before firing off some knuckle children to a picture of Karen.

Maximo

Anonymous said...

Shaved you are the greatest God Bless you, Amen

Anonymous said...

voted for obama requested this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=W3KXddxEcTo

Anonymous said...

Shaved, that is creepy. The gal is DEAD! Let the past be the past.

Yes, you can calculate how old she'd be. So what? She is a goner! If you like that ass music, keep that joy alive and listen to what she made.

The woman herself is past tense.

Anonymous said...

Shaved what would Karen be doing if she was alive today? She would be scratching the inside of her fucking coffin!!! Ahhhhowwww

Anonymous said...

God hates ugly. That's why he took this hideous skank at the ripe old age of 33. Although I suspect he was asleep at the switch because he coulda done us earthbound mortals a solid and snuffed her out about 30 years earlier.

Walgreens has Jergens on sale this week, Shaved. Got go you a case or two in honor of this filthy whore.

Chuck said...

Imagine how bad she would be lookin nowaday

felix said...

I hope that reporter that said she was fat burns in hell.that started the ball rolling on her death:(

Anonymous said...

She must smell almost as badly as Wolley Cab Agarkar by now, I think....


Flash Cab Abdi #5326

Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

I like a down-home broad as much as the next guy, but your Karen Carpenter fetish creeps me the fuck out.

Anonymous said...

I guess youre into narcolepsy .Youd probably fuck a snake if it held still. Lardass

Anonymous said...

Damn just think some of us used to listen to that and called it music.

I always wondered if Karen and her brother Richard Carpenter were.......... each other?


Karen certainly did have a nice mouth!

Anonymous said...

That broad looks so unhealthy in that video. Damn!

Anonymous said...

Shaved you're showing your age and your taste. At least she didn't overdose. She underdosed.

Anonymous said...

I am with you shaved. I would have loved to dip my purple headed warrior into Karen's moist velvet tunnel of love. She is HOT!

Anonymous said...

Feed her a STEAK, WAIT SHE STARVED HERSELF.

Anonymous said...

Shaved is a loser.

Keesing Bandit

Anonymous said...

Cheers to the woman who weighs the same in death as she did in life.

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Anonymous said...

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Teddy Tschicke

The Keesing Bandit said...

Horrors!

I would never call Shaved a loser. I would rather have him come to my place for some of my famous white wine spritzers.

Remember, if you don't see this pretty face with the comment, it wasn't me.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

OT: Super G panders to CAIR and Hamas:

http://www.investigativeproject.org/3469/chicago-police-dept-embraces-hamas-front?utm_source=co2hog

Anonymous said...

She is dead. Get some help for yourself before it is too late.

hppycmpr35 said...

Just think, if Mama Cass had just shared her sandwich, they might both be alive today.

P.O. Randy Stevens, Dist. 018 said...

Dear Shaved:

I have always enjoyed the music of Karen Carpenter, since 1969 when I was 9 years old. She had an un-trained voice, beautiful, sincere, and sweet. To all of your readers making all of these obscenely hateful comments about our beloved Karen: when YOU pass on to the other side, and face your maker, the Great Creator who created us all, HOW will you explain yourselves? God is LOVE, and since you have nothing to say but HATE, well, "as ye sow, so shall ye surely reap!"

Anonymous said...

Karens happy she reached her ideal weight finally...
PS...I loved her voice...

I Voted For Obama said...

I requested a song?

Bob Marley Rasta Heven said...

Shaved Mon she gives great head and smokes the Ganja

Anonymous said...

The fake Maximo is not funny.


Cowboy Tim

Anonymous said...

Shaved,
What is with your obsession with Karen Carpenter? Really. You need professional help.
Regards,
Finbar

Anonymous said...

she is hotttt in the drum solo one..but i forgot what a queer her brother was,superblogger stevens is retarded too.go smoke a cock.