Sunday, March 25, 2012

Gun goes off, injures 5-year-old jumping on bed - I bet this happened to one of your kids too...very common thing to happen....

CHICAGO – A 5-year-old girl jumping on a bed was injured by a bullet early Saturday when a gun beneath the mattress went off, police said. The incident occurred at about 12:22 a.m. Saturday at a Marquette Park residence in the 6400 block of South Artesian, police news affairs told CBS 2. The child was jumping on a bed when a weapon discharged, apparently from underneath the mattress.

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22 comments:

Anonymous said...

One little monkey, jumping on the bed,

Gat goes off and grazed his head.

Took him to the doctor and the doctor said,

"This little monkey is better off dead".

Aldo Raine

Anonymous said...

One little monkey, jumping on the bed,

Gat goes off and grazed his head.

Took him to the doctor and the doctor said,

"This little monkey is better off dead".

Aldo Raine

Now that there is funny .

KKK All The Way said...

do you remember when this neighborhood was so so nice & the only dark things in Marquette Park were the cookies made at Nabisco!!!

Anonymous said...

64th and Artesian?

Wow. How times have changed.

Think about it. How sad that area is gone for good.

An entire generation can't even go back to see their old homes.

Anonymous said...

Gee, wonder who did this? Were they in possession of a legal firearm? Were they prohibited from owning a firearm due to previous encounters with the legal system? Where was the trigger lock?

Anonymous said...

C'mon I call b.s. on this. Just how does a gun under a matress go off??

Anonymous said...

Must have been a cheap flea market Saturday Night Special gun...beats throwing dirty looks and expletives until someone's child gets shot.

Anonymous said...

I hope she was shot in the vagina so she can't breed .

The King of All Crackers said...

Probaby some lugan kids playing. That would be over 40 years ago. I drove through a couple years ago remembering where my Lithuanian relatives lived down there and remember how much nicer it was then Bridgeport. The assqipes(black and brown) have ruined the neighborhood: gang graffiti and the rest of the bullshit. Put a fork in it is now officially the ghetto.

Anonymous said...

Was it a Mattress-cide?

(at least a TV did not fall on the kid)

That 5100 Car said...

Nothing good happens in the 6400 b lock of S. Artesian...well not since about 1985...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

One little monkey, jumping on the bed,

Gat goes off and grazed his head.

Took him to the doctor and the doctor said,

"This little monkey is better off dead".

Aldo Raine

March 25, 2012 11:05 AM

Holy shit that's funny. Cudos!

Anonymous said...

Ok Dildo Raine, that one was funny!

Anonymous said...

I guess they didn't have a flat screen to pull down on the kid

Older School said...

"mattress-side?" Very funny!
This is one of those things that make you go, "hmmm."
How does a gun go off by itself while underneath a mattress? Another excuse for the left wing liberals to add to their gun control reasoning.
Don't you have to register your gun in Illinois? Was this one legal?

I Voted For Obama said...

Some people should not have children, even if they are Obama voters.

Anonymous said...

No jumping on bed. Mom and daughter playing with dolls on the floor at the foot of the bed by the window. Two twin beds made one big bed. Mom pushed the beds closer to the wall, gun falls and discharges a bullet. Girl hit in right leg.

Anonymous said...

this is fucking hilarious.hahahahahaha

Mark12A said...

You're a fucking genius, Aldo. I don't care who you are, that's FUNNY!

Anonymous said...

You can almost hear the mammy breedsow incubator crying; Mines Checks! Oh Lawdy, MINES CHECKS!!! Oh, I means mines BABIES! MINES BABIES!!! Nice ending to a beautiful Sunday, another monkey factory closed down.

Anonymous said...

"I dunn tolt you stop jumpin' on da bed!" POW!

Anonymous said...

Fuck! We need to ban mattresses ASAP!

Inner Spring or Air-Water Sleeping Mat Bans NOW!! Bed Control! We need bed control!