Saturday, March 17, 2012

UPDATE: SQUADS GET TICKETED - From WWW.OakPark.Com - A solution for free parking in Oak Park - become a Chicago cop


CLICK HERE TO READ THE UPDATE SAYING THE CHICAGO POLICE SQUAD CARS ARE BEING TICKETED THAT ARE ILLEGALLY PARKED

Yes, an illegally parked squad car can be just the fact that the cop parked illegally...

But here are some legitimate reasons why the squad car could be parked illegally:
Some squads carry heavy weapons in the trunk (i.e. shotguns & rifles) and the officers are responsible for those weapons and wish to keep the squad in view.

Squad cars from all police agencies are subject to vandalism due to the hate by criminals for the police.

Most squad cars have various items of personal property that belong to the officers and are highly sought by gang bangers as "trophy pieces"


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From WWW.OakPark.Com - A solution for free parking in Oak Park - become a Chicago cop

Hey Oak Park.Com.... Since Oak Park has a black guy going around mugging & robbing white woman at night... I would think you would love to see more police cars no matter where they are from....
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I believe I have solved the question of parking that has been a troublesome issue in our business districts over the years. The exciting new solution will require residents to follow one of two paths to acquire an exemption from all parking rules and restrictions in Oak Park. No more meters — Hooray!

Option 1 - Paint a 5-inch wide, medium blue stripe horizontally from the front to the rear of your car, along with a series of numbers and letters identifying your car as a Chicago Police Department vehicle.

Option 2 - Attend the Chicago Police Academy, then join the police force and, along with your benefit package, comes unlimited parking privileges in the village limits of Oak Park.

Granted, the second option is a bit more time-consuming. I would expect that Dressel's Hardware would have a run on blue paint in the near future, once this new initiative is made public. Villagers will be happy to know that with their new identities the Oak Park police force will never require them to park in a metered spot again. All will be able to park the wrong way on a one-way street or park in No Parking zones. Best of all, you can park directly in front of your favorite restaurant, even on the sidewalk, if that's convenient for you.

Oak Park must have some special exemption for Chicago police officers that allows them to park wherever they wish to take their lunch and dinner breaks or to get their coffee. You can see Chicago police cruisers parked all over town any day of the week in places that our village has said are not parking spaces.

It is time to either give them a ticket or ask them to park like the rest of us. I am confident that if an Oak Park police cruiser were parked illegally in downtown Chicago, it would be ticketed. Why doesn't it happen here?

Maybe they're doing undercover planning on how to prevent the wave of Chicago residents who will be visiting our garages this summer.

I hope this is helpful. No need to buy any more parking permits. Think of the administrative costs the village will save.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE NEWS STORY

81 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would think they'd like the 015 district cops going to Oak Park supporting their restaurants. Hey, liberal, why don't you go east and try to find some food.

Anonymous said...

CPD eats in Oak Park because Oak Park is politically correct and nuclear free.

The King of All Crackers said...

When I worked in the Austin area I went to Elmwood Park to Johnny's on North Avenue for an italian sausage with hot peppers. Sometimes I would though grab some chicken at Churchs at Cicero and North.

Anonymous said...

Oak Park is a libtard squeakhole.

Anonymous said...

Fucking Liberals. The Police are their worst enemy and they would probably rather be raped and/or robbed than actually have positive interaction with a Cop

Anonymous said...

EVANSTON AND OAK PARK COCK SUCKING SUBURBS.

Anonymous said...

Hey Oak Park fuck you liberal pieces of shit. You should be grateful that the CPD is seen in your horseshit town. Your police department cannot even catch a cold let alone a criminal.

Anonymous said...

Oak Park Voted for Obama, then asked him for an autographed copy of his fake Birth Certificate. Obama complied and put his signature in the Doctor's spot, and said it was now all Legit..

Anonymous said...

What a bunch of pretentious fucks. Maybe make a trade. When the see a CPD cruiser parked illegally in OP, they do their shopping and eating for the day in Austin. At the very least, do some window shopping.

Anonymous said...

Typical Liberal. Never has the balls to go after the criminals destroying their neighborhood. Biggest cowards I have ever met.

Anonymous said...

OAK PARK LIBS SHOULD BR HAPPY TO SEE THE REAL POLICE IN THEIR BURBS,THEY SEE MORE IN A MONTH THEN YOU WILL IN A LIFETIME.

Anonymous said...

Another whining liberal with an Obama sticker on his prius.

Anonymous said...

Sadly, I've seen Chicago squads illegally parked in Oak
Park too. Why these goofs won't or don't take the time
to at least park legally when they drive into other
municipalities is a good question; never smart to
bring heat upon yourself in other cities/burbs.
Maybe the CPD bosses should just ban CPD officers
from eating outside the city, unless they are there
appearing in court (like Bridgeview or Skokie, for
example).

Anonymous said...

The real police? Get over yourself for once...real police=New York or LA...CPD=FAT CRYBABY SLOBS.....you are not the shit, get over it

Anonymous said...

Sadly, I've seen Chicago squads illegally parked in Oak
Park too. Why these goofs won't or don't take the time
to at least park legally when they drive into other
municipalities is a good question; never smart to
bring heat upon yourself in other cities/burbs.
Maybe the CPD bosses should just ban CPD officers
from eating outside the city, unless they are there
appearing in court (like Bridgeview or Skokie, for
example).

March 1, 2012 11:25 PM



heat?

bring heat?


are you this faggot 'brent' fuck's asshole of choice this week?

Anonymous said...

Maybe the CPD bosses should just ban CPD officers
from eating outside the city, unless they are there
appearing in court (like Bridgeview or Skokie, for
example).

March 1, 2012 11:25 PM
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Hey numbnuts, unless you want to be poisoned, you don't eat in the ghetto. Rastus doesn't wash his hands, digs in his ass, scratches his nuts and then handles the poleeces food. No thank you.

So, go ponder Obama and Quinn and leave this simple stuff to people that can think.

Anonymous said...

Don't park the squad car in a firelane.

Pretty simple stuff.

I Voted For Obama said...

Rastus voted for Obama, then Dug in his ass and scratched his nuts.

Anonymous said...

Typical fucking Liberal asshole jagoff from Oak Park. I swear to God every time I see or hear of someone who lives in Oak Park they are police haters, liberals and lovers of Nigger man.

If it was Niggers parking all around they would be all for it, you know, helping the brother man out.

Anonymous said...

it as probably another cop that took the pics

Anonymous said...

The badge give you the right to break the law.

Anonymous said...

So a cruiser was parked in Oak Park. What? You against a guy going home for lunch?

Anonymous said...

http://www.oakpark.com/News/Blogs/03-16-2012/Chicago_cop_car_gets_ticketed_in_Oak_Park_

Anonymous said...

I know if I worked in 015, I'd be watching for Oak Park city stickers!!! Fuck 'em...Nowadays people just don't get "PAYBACK"

Anonymous said...

Oak park has nothing to offer me or my family, on or off duty. Bring a sandwich. I wouldn't give that ghetto cesspool any of my money.

Anonymous said...

I will now ticket EVERY oak park resident. Good luck assholes

Mark12A said...

Our bosses told our OWN meter maids to ticket our marked cars if they were at an expired meter...even in court. It didn't work out too well for them.

Anonymous said...

Blah, Blah, Blah.... Eat in the City like you're supposed to and you wont have this problem. What's wrong, poor babies can't find one restaurant to eat in within the city Limits, where you're supposed to be, getting paid to protect us City Taxpayers ? If you can't find somewhere in the City to eat, like regulations state, then ...... bring a sandwich, my poor, poor babies..

Anonymous said...

plenty of cecent places to eat within the City, so just go there, or better yet, go on a diet and quit eatin so much anyway, most of you are overweight porkers.

Anonymous said...

THESE FAGGOT LIBERALS DONT REALIZE THAT IF A OAK PARK OFFICER CALLS A 10-1 WE WILL RESPONDED AND DONT WANT TO GO TO A PARKING GARAGE TO GET OUR SQUAD UN REAL.

Anonymous said...

MEN THAT LOVE COCK LOVE OAK PARK.

Anonymous said...

A large number of Oak Park residents are truly clueless. They are routinely robbed while walking from the train donning their Brooks Brothers suit and briefcase. They just cannot believe that individuals they advocate for (West Side thugs) would want to harm them for no good reason. They are equally shocked when their child returns home to report that their $500.00 bicycle was taken by force. They pay extremely high taxes for their children to attend Oak Park/River Forest High School with Darnell from the West Side. The West Side scholars attend school in Oak Park under their AUNTIE'S address.

Anonymous said...

A liberal friend of mine lives in Oak Park. She called me one night to relate that her son is being bullied on the way home from school by "kids that live east of Austin Blvd". She wants the police to stop and question these kids that do not appear to be from the area. This is the same woman that thinks that the police are always wrong and the thug is a martyr. It is funny when a liberal is the victim of crime, they start to view things differently.

Anonymous said...

Okay, Oak Park, you want to start a war? Go ahead. You'll lose that one. No more breaks for ANYONE from your pissant little town. We can play the game very well. Oh, and that sounds so gay, who calls a patrol car a "cruiser?" That is the epitome of gay.

Anonymous said...

Someone I know was robbed by an armed wetback in beautiful gun-free Oak Park.

Anonymous said...

Whooptey fucking doo. I saw dem polices runnin' dat red light an dey was speedin' too y'all. Get over it asshole. Do firetrucks park in the fire lane in front of your sacred no parking sign when a fire alarm is sounding? Do they drive the speed limit and stop for red lights on the way? I'm sorry you hate authority. Was your daddy mean to you? If you weren't such a pansy-ass liberal, maybe you could do what we do and maybe then you would understand. You need an attitude adjustment in the form of someone slapping the shit out of you.

I ♥ CHITLINS said...

What's with you guys in 015 eating in Oak Park? When you want a real dining experience, both Charlie Trotter and Grant Achatz agree that some of the finest haute cuisine may be found just east of Austin Blvd. in charming Austin.

Bon Appetit, Office!

Anonymous said...

bunch of bleeding asshole liberals in oak park.and surrounded by repulsive niggers too.

Anonymous said...

WOW. What a P.O.S. If writing a squad car a parking ticket makes you feel Big then your a mall cop at best. There's a lot of F@%%^ sh%^ in Rockford but, at least this BS isn't going on.

Anonymous said...

Some squads carry heavy weapons in the trunk (i.e. shotguns & rifles) and the officers are responsible for those weapons and wish to keep the squad in view.

This is one of many reasons why the Department has rules/regulations about being outside the City. Most are due to Insurance Regulations. If Supervisors are advising you it's OK to go outside the City to eat, beware, when you get caught, the suspension money will be coming out of YOUR pockets, NOT theirs. Stick with the Department regulations, not their made up, play rules.

Anonymous said...

Keith Oby is worthless nigger.

Anonymous said...

Hey shaved why did your buddy Tom (i'm an asshole) Byrne have all candidates signs removed from parkway yesterday by S&S workers??? Was it cuz obamas bitch ram did not want his boss to see all the none dummycrate signs????

Anonymous said...

Oak Park is one hot angry summer night away from a stellar reenactment of The Moorish invasion of Spain. LOL. Most of you live within a simple walk from hundreds if not thousands of violent motherfuckers who would take your shit rape your wife and make you watch before busting your head. Hide your head in the sand some more you elitist pricks.

Anonymous said...

Whoever wrote they should be ticketed should pray they never need the police. They hate us now and yet theyre the first to call the police for help.

Anonymous said...

Oak park like most suburban PDs are nothing but meter maids with guns. Not all but probably 95%. If they had to deal with the savages like us they'd quit.

Anonymous said...

There should be no tickets.. if it's a serious parking violation tow them.

Anonymous said...

hey when the brutha come at you with his dick out you would just love the chicago police.

Anonymous said...

They're telling you they don't want you or your business in Oak Park... Regardless of whether you park legally or not.

Didn't this happen for a while about 15 years or so ago?

Tell all your friends and have them tell all their friends not to spend money there.

And if it's Oak Park Police doing the hang-ons then shame on them.

The wheel of karma is bumpy...

Anonymous said...

What is the punk coppers name?

Anonymous said...

Who cares. Why was the car parked illegally in OP? Because someone thinks they are above the law. Good for OP.

Anonymous said...

One has to wonder how many actual coppers read this versus the pimply-assed momma's boys in mom's basement? All you momma's boy's are the ones talking "ticket war" and "real police" and other BS. Either that or coppers typing while drunk. Always difficult to tell the difference. CPD has DOR writing parkers while OP has their own parking nazi's acting like morons. Simple as that.

Anonymous said...

Don't sweat the small stuff...

Anonymous said...

i'm beginning to take an interest in these joke park twitterflies.





Chalkie

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

Why do brothers cry after sex? Mace.

Anonymous said...

Cruisers? It sounds fine if you are always cruising for cock!

Jack Walsh said...

Cry Babies who have small sausages and wear hair gel always think they are above the law.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Blah, Blah, Blah.... Eat in the City like you're supposed to and you wont have this problem. What's wrong, poor babies can't find one restaurant to eat in within the city Limits, where you're supposed to be, getting paid to protect us City Taxpayers ? If you can't find somewhere in the City to eat, like regulations state, then ...... bring a sandwich, my poor, poor babies..

March 17, 2012 11:40 AM
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And store this sandwich where? Oh, in your car, the dimwit says. Those cars we ride in are filthy, cold or hot. Ideal for storing edible items, for consumption 4 or 5 hours later. You'd probably be the first one in the line saying we'd have to take our food poisoning sickness without pay.

These police cars are targets for assholes to damage and YOU pay for that damage and we're held responsible for it. Do you REALLY want me to park where I can't watch the car? Are you REALLY ready for some gang-banger to steal the departments carbine (the one your tax dollars paid for) out of the car?

Go hug a tree, donate money to PETA and vote democrat, but leave us alone. You're too stupid to realize how dumb your suggestions are.

Anonymous said...

iad will be checking status of cpd cars ticketed in Oak Park , officers will pay fines and face disciplinary action
fines will be deducted frim next year state income tax refunds

Anonymous said...

I normally side with the police on issues, but not this one. I am tired of driving around the city looking for a place to park. I may have to drive around the block for 10 minutes just to run in somewhere for lunch. At the same time, there can be 4 or even five squads parked anywhere but legally on one corner. I confronted one of my friends who is CPD on the matter. His response was two-fold. One: I am leaving a space open for someone else to park. Two: No one is going to ticket me anyway. That is pretty weak. The aguement on the guns in the cars is poor as well. If you cannot secure them in the truck in locked racks, then you should reassess the carrying of those weapons. Stop the selective enforcement and following of these laws. You want people to support you, set an example

Anonymous said...

Just double park like everyone else.

Anonymous said...

Picture this Oak Park copper sitting in a bar after work telling his war story of how he ticketed a squad car....guess that is the equivalent for a cpd p.o. telling a war story of how he got an armed robbery offender but then Oak Park coppers don't know how to catch real criminals so go on brag how you ticketed a squad car and move on and tell your next war story of how you almost got that felony j-walker but you lost him cause he was just to fast in that wheelchair

Anonymous said...

Guess what Sonny Jim, you hair gels are cunts. Real police? Go fuck yourself. Being the real police ended about 20 years ago. The job is dead, so quit yer bitching and show some respect for yourself and the towns you go into. Only one person gives a shit that you're CPD and that's the reflection in the mirror. How ya like them apples?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Keith Oby is worthless nigger.

March 17, 2012 2:40 PM

Jose Macias brother of a COP KILLER in arizona allowed to be Security Supervisor of Oak Park Parking Garages these liberals are INSANE!

Anonymous said...

Hey how about this reason: When the call comes out that someone in YOUR family is screaming for help, we aren't running two blocks to get the squad car! And we get there faster... and save them in time... How 'bout THAT? Asshat...

Anonymous said...

Official business park where needed(execpet handicap,unless a tactical situation)otherwise set an example,a good one.
Dont confirm the scumbag sense of entitlement that the public already knows about.

Anonymous said...

F Oak Park! No more sales tax to them for me! Nothing. F U. Why WOULDN'T you want more police in your town? Any police can park illegally ALL DAY LONG in fromt of my house!

Anonymous said...

Parking in a premium in OP right? So start taking legal spots from the residents. They will beg you to park illegally again!

Anonymous said...

tow all cpd cruisers that park illegal , let the hair gels pay towing fee

Anonymous said...

I normally side with the police on issues, but not this one. I am tired of driving around the city looking for a place to park. I may have to drive around the block for 10 minutes just to run in somewhere for lunch. At the same time, there can be 4 or even five squads parked anywhere but legally on one corner. I confronted one of my friends who is CPD on the matter. His response was two-fold. One: I am leaving a space open for someone else to park. Two: No one is going to ticket me anyway. That is pretty weak. The aguement on the guns in the cars is poor as well. If you cannot secure them in the truck in locked racks, then you should reassess the carrying of those weapons. Stop the selective enforcement and following of these laws. You want people to support you, set an example

March 17, 2012 10:47 PM

How about this for a better argument. You want me parking 3 blocks away from my car so that when one of your loved ones calls the police I have to go 3 blocks on foot before I can get to my car to respond to their call for help? Don't you think it would be better for me to just walk out of my lunch location, jump in the car, and get there as quickly as possible? According to you I should not carry weapons that I need to defend myself and others against harm so that i can park legally? If you can't see the flaw in that fucked up logic, nobody can help you but it would be like a construction worker coming to your house to put on a new roof without his fucking hammer. Let me finish by saying this. The police are not ordinary citizens. Unlike ordinary citizens who are parking their cars, we are at WORK. Our cars are our offices, and our vessels for providing help quickly to those who need it, including each other. We deal with life and death situations and don't need to be searching for a fucking parking spot or parking 1/2 a mile away so that your jealous ass doesn't feel cheated because you can't park like us. When you park 3 or 4 blocks away it doesn't matter other than to inconvienence you, when we do it, somebody could end up hurt or dead. If you want to park illegally then go take the test to join your local police department and be the police.

Anonymous said...

OT but similar. Woodridge PD tickets off dutys. got me for going 6 over. Saw my star asked where I worked. Told her cpd so she tells her partner and he says who gives a fuck and writes me. Pretty bad you meter maids are too scared to mess with the shitheads but fuck with working stiffs. Hope I never see one of you getting your asses stomped out on the side of the road.

Out of the car Motherfucker!!! said...

Trophy pieces???? Really, how about some "nigger ears" hanging from the rearview mirror??????

They got plenty of them at the ME's office.

Anonymous said...

Your argument sucks balls! If you want to break the law, join the police dept! You are a fucking dunce! Furthermore, you're not going to help anyone in Oak Park, so why should they give a fuck about you? Go get your free lunch somewhere else ya fat bastard. Try finding something you can trust in your district. Subway, apple pie at Mickey D's, 7-11, Dunkin... Stop being a whiny bitch with entitlement issues. Don't like it, don't spend $$ in OP! Simple as that. They don't owe you (or the squad you rode there in) shit.

Anonymous said...

It's our own fault. Own worst enemy. How many jag offs over the last 50 years have done dumb shit like refuse to pull over and just hold the button up to the window to cops in other towns? You wonder why burbs get tired of the shit. Pay your ticket and add up all the free shit the job has gotten you in your career. I'm sure cash and karma is in your favor.

Anonymous said...

Coppers aren't writing the squads.........orange envelopes/tickets like the one in the picture are from their parking dept.

Anonymous said...

In response to 12:39 pm:

You are not the only one in your district. As far as weapons, I think you guys should have more of them. Arent long guns locked in carriers? I doubt they are just thrown in the trunk. All I want is for you to set an example for the rest of society. You are not above the law. No one is. Don't be a jag off just because you have a badge. The only consolation in all of this is that I get to go home to the suburbs at the end of my day. Sorry you can't. I wouldn't want to live in Shitcago, not even the good neighborhoods.

Be safe. Go home to your families at the end of your shift

Anonymous said...

The cunt saw my button in my wallet and asked. I didn't mention who I worked for until SHE asked me. Also didn't ask for courtesy, but figured I'd get it for 6 mph over the limit. Her partner, another hair gel like yourself, said who gives a fuck, which is the fucked up part. You're probably an asshole 5 year wonder who goes out of your way to stick it to working citizens and other coppers.

NO BREAKS FOR WOODRIDGE OFFICERS said...

OT but similar. Woodridge PD tickets off dutys. got me for going 6 over. Saw my star asked where I worked. Told her cpd so she tells her partner and he says who gives a fuck and writes me. Pretty bad you meter maids are too scared to mess with the shitheads but fuck with working stiffs. Hope I never see one of you getting your asses stomped out on the side of the road.

NO BREAKS FOR WOODRIDGE OFFICERS IN CHICAGO!!

Anonymous said...

No, dickweed I'm a 3rd generation 14 year wonder. ANY cop who writes ANY person a ticket for 6 over is a pimp and a bastard. So I'll agree with you on that. Unless... Maybe there's more to the story you're not telling. Did you throw a fit? Have an attitude? If you're really pissed, why don't you call their chief and tell him they wrote a fellow copper a ticket for 6 over.

Anonymous said...

Your argument sucks balls! If you want to break the law, join the police dept! You are a fucking dunce! Furthermore, you're not going to help anyone in Oak Park, so why should they give a fuck about you? Go get your free lunch somewhere else ya fat bastard. Try finding something you can trust in your district. Subway, apple pie at Mickey D's, 7-11, Dunkin... Stop being a whiny bitch with entitlement issues. Don't like it, don't spend $$ in OP! Simple as that. They don't owe you (or the squad you rode there in) shit.

March 18, 2012 7:23 PM

You suck balls because that wasn't the argument. Learn how to read retard.

Anonymous said...

Why don't these concerned citizens ever complain about the millions of tax dollars that their politicians steal from them every year and give away to their friends and family and do nothing link card carrying, baby making democrats. But oh buy let one working cop park close to their lunch location and they get a sense of civil frustration (dopes)