Monday, March 05, 2012

Colored man robs money from Girl Scout cookie sales in Texas

Houston, TEXAS - Outside a Walmart near Houston, a group of Girl Scouts was selling cookies this past weekend. A black man walked up and asked how much they were. Then, quicker than you can say "bad karma," the man grabbed $200 in cookie cash and ran to a getaway car.

The Girl Scouts fought back. Nine-year-old Rachel Johnson ran after the man and even held on to the car as it drove away. Iravia Cotton, another Girl Scout at the scene of the crime, spoke to local reporters.

"Me and my friend, Rachel, went after the money, and then they tried to hit me with the car. I started hitting the boy that was in the passenger seat, so I think he learned his lesson a little bit."

The two crooks remain at large. They were last seen in a black Toyota Camry with the license plate covered. After the crime, Rachel said what many are no doubt thinking. "Who steals from a Girl Scout? I mean, seriously, it's like the worst thing ever. . . . I hope your face hurts from when Iravia punched you -- jerks!"

The most important thing is, of course, that the two girls are both safe. However, according to KPRC and CNN, the girls may be held responsible for paying back the $200. Although something tells us that if their story goes viral, the girls will have no trouble bringing in the donations.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I remember when Bartender Bea lost her 'Cookies' after a marathon suck-a-thon at a watch party!

Hose A

Anonymous said...

Colored do as they do until that bullet flies to carry them home.

Anonymous said...

THis, my friends are the reason THEY are universally HATED. They better hope the good old boys don't get them first.

Anonymous said...

Mans, I be needin my black ass some red soda water to be washin down dees thin mints! They is so fine!

Fucking faggot got punched by a 9 year old girl!

Anonymous said...

In Texas???How was this allowed to happen.Round up the possee and bring a rope.

Anonymous said...

Holy Shit! Blacks are nuts..

Shaved, I have to call it! I got to call this out. Sorry in advance, I have to tag it.

This darkie is not just a coon or a nigger. This money butt earns the title of: DOUBLE NIGGER!

Double Nigger is called on this goof!

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/DOUBLE_NIGGER

Warlord1958 said...

Fucking niggers. Truly a race of animated shit piles.

I Voted For Obama said...

Obama will soon abolish the Girl Scouts due to the violent behavior of the nine year old girl.

Anonymous said...

The ignorance shown on this site is ridiculous! This is 2012 not 1912. Niggers can be any color, and from what I'm reading there are a lot of ignorant niggers on this blog.

Anonymous said...

niggers are noted for doing the lowest of the low things in life, stealing from girl scouts, a new low. now you know why there was Jim Crow laws and segregation.

Anonymous said...

niggers are noted for doing the lowest of the low things in life, stealing from girl scouts, a new low. now you know why there was Jim Crow laws and segregation.

Anonymous said...

Hey Texas our niggers here beat up priest .