Friday, March 16, 2012

Chicago Southside Wildebeest Elaine Robertson busted for trying to carry a gun onto an airplane at Midway Airport...

I was wearing my sister's big granny underwear...I didn't know the gun was in them!

A 61-year-old hairy wildebeest was ordered held today on $75,000 bail after she was charged with trying to bring a gun on to an airplane at Midway International Airport, officials said.

Elaine Robertson, of the 00 to 100 block of East 121st Street was arrested at 8:35 a.m. Thursday after a Transportation Security Administration agent noticed a gun in her carry-on bag as it went through a security checkpoint and X-ray scanner, police said.

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23 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is Forrest Whittaker practicing for a part in the upcoming feature film "Big Mamas House of Yeast Infections"

Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

Whadda Beast.

Anonymous said...

What an ugly fucking thing that is! To think that some piece of shit is fucking that pig makes me sick, and that this thing is probably/definatly a welfare queen disgusts me. Vote Republican!

Anonymous said...

OF course she was a lawfully licensed firearm owner . The weapon she was carrying was lawfully obtained and registered.

Fuck you pussy bastards that say no to open carry laws. There should be hand gun check lockers at he goddamned airports .

Anonymous said...

I surprised this bitch was flying. She looks more like the Greyhound type.

Anonymous said...

The dark one never fails to amaze.

Anonymous said...

Even the illegal naked body scanners the TSA uses do not wish to see what that lump of crap looked like disrobed! Yikes!

"I surprised this bitch was flying. She looks more like the Greyhound type."

Midway Airport is the bus terminal of the sky...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Even the illegal naked body scanners the TSA uses do not wish to see what that lump of crap looked like disrobed! Yikes!

"I surprised this bitch was flying. She looks more like the Greyhound type."

Midway Airport is the bus terminal of the sky...

March 16, 2012 11:32 PM
And SOUTHWASTE airlines is the greyhound carrying shit everywhere!

Anonymous said...

she's almost as hot as karen carpenter.

Anonymous said...

She be using a coochie holster!

I Voted For Obama said...

Elaine Robertson voted for Obama, then told him that as long as she had her bag with her, she had his back.

Anonymous said...

WHAT A FUCKING UGLY SKANK

Anonymous said...

You are all some ignorant assholes. This woman has a family and that shit ain't funny to them.

Anonymous said...

Fuck all you assholes! This lady has a family and how would you feel if this was a member of your family?????

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/IU7VTJA0dNo

Mark12A said...

Fuck all you assholes! This lady has a family and how would you feel if this was a member of your family?????

March 17, 2012 12:27 PM


I'd be pretty fucking embarassed to have this FUGLY skank in my family.

Anonymous said...

I would hope that a member of my family would be smart enough to pack a bag and try to remember to take the gun out of it before going to the airport.

Obviously yours is not that smart.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

It may not be funny to her family, but it is fucking hilarious to me.

King Kaffir said...

Lawd Hab Mercy---

I thinks I used to play cards with her daddy. He was always puttin' his guns in bags and things like that. One day he put the bag on his lap to get somethin'---blew his nuts clean off.

Anonymous said...

This woman has plenty of family who loves her and that's what matters most. She is one of the kindest human beings on the planet. She is a senior citizen who has struggle most of her life with health issues. Think about if something like that happen to someone you love. She has a man who loves her and what they may or may not do in there bedroom is none of your damn business. She is not on welfare and her bond has been posted. Now for all you comedians and those of you who become courageous by hiding behind your computer Fuck You! Sincerely, O.G. Z! P.S. Shouts out to my cousin and the few who made a positive comment.

Anonymous said...

"Fuck all you assholes! This lady has a family and how would you feel if this was a member of your family?????"


They should tell her to trim her mustache.

Anonymous said...

OK--time to dissect a statement:

"...She is one of the kindest human beings on the planet..." Do kind human beings need a gun on an airplane?

"...struggled most of her life with health issues..." Lay off the ribs.

"...think if you had something like this happen to someone you love..." I would still say they were a dumb shit.

"...She has a man who loves her and what they do in the bedroom is none of anyone's business..." I guess this guy doesn't love her enough to "jump the broom" and make an honest woman out of her. As far as the bedroom business, thanks for spoiling breakfast.

I don't think Obama could make better excuses than you do....and he is really good at it.