Sunday, March 04, 2012

28 YEAR OLD, Philip Patnaudew, MISSING AFTER "CRUISING" THE LAKEFRONT

A 28-year-old man returning from a night out told a friend he was heading to the lakefront before going missing early Saturday, police said while asking for the public's help in finding him.

At about 2:30 a.m. Saturday Philip Patnaude was last seen in a cab near Wellington Avenue and Broadway, where he told a friend he was going to an unspecified place on the lakefront, police said. Philip had grabbed a handful of condoms and two large bottles of Astroglide Lube from his roommate's drawer before heading out.

He has been missing since then, according to the missing person report.

The report describes Patnaudew as white, 6-foot-1 and 175 pounds, with blond hair, blue eyes and a light complexion.

He was last seen wearing a black ski jacket, a dark purple button-down shirt, blue jeans, a pink thong and and black shoes.

Anyone with information is asked to call the Belmont Area special victims unit at 312-744-8266.


14 comments:

Anonymous said...

The report describes Patnaudew as white, 6-foot-1 and 175 pounds, with blond hair, blue eyes and a light complexion.

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He's only a sliver over 3 feet in length when I've got his ankles pinned behind his ears and I'm balls-deep in his chocolate starfish.

Aldo Raine

ManHole said...

Last seen taking a cab to Mr. Southside`s love nest.

Anonymous said...

To the Rear March!

Anonymous said...

stevens got him.

Anonymous said...

"Philip had grabbed a handful of condoms and two large bottles of Astroglide Lube from his roommate's drawer before heading out"

Define drawer? Do you mean roommate's anal cavity?

Everyone knows a man needs Astroglide to be able to cruse successfully.

I am sure there will be intensive probing in Boystown in efforts to find Slick Phil. That, or intensive probing in Boystown will be done for fun as it the normal custom.

Anonymous said...

He's too busy packing fudge to let anyone know where he is at.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure this guy has a family. I hope you are sure they deserve this humiliation.

I don't think its good.

I Voted For Obama said...

Please, please someone find poor Philip. I would miss him so.

Now, Kees me you fool!!!!

The Keesing Bandit said...

Stay out of my wheelhouse Thumbs.

Now YOU can Kees me you fool!!!!

The Keesing Bandit said...

Please, please someone find poor Philip. I would miss him so.

Now, Kees me you fool!!!!

Anonymous said...

another Victim of the Great Lakes Lakefront Homo-Killer

Anonymous said...

I hope you A-holes know that this guy was a nice person who was engaged to a nice lady. Human decency is no more, apparently.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I hope you A-holes know that this guy was a nice person who was engaged to a nice lady. Human decency is no more, apparently.

March 4, 2012 11:31 AM
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What did that broad do to him to turn him into a cock sucking whore???

mac72583 said...

This is not ok. This man is actually missing. This is not ok at all. Heaven forbid his fiance, whom he is supposed to marry in a few months, should stumble on this page. Please, please take this down.