Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Village Idiot jumps into Calumet River from Skyway Tollway Bridge

UPDATE: HE'S DEAD... DIED OF INJURIES

A man who jumped into the Calumet River from the Skyway Bridge this evening was reported in "very critical" condition, officials said.

Chicago Fire Department divers rescued the man and paramedics were on the scene. The man was described as in "very critical condition," said fire media spokesman Joe Roccasalva.


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17 comments:

Cowboy Tim said...

Will the idiot get billed for rescue services? Of course not!

Anonymous said...

When did shitheads learn how to swim??

Anonymous said...

HE GONE!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Get another photo, racist boy. He was Chinese.

JJ said...

sad he is dead but I don't think the jump killed him.I am pretty sure the water in the Calumet River did him in.that shit isn't even fit for carp or sludge worms

JJ said...

sad he is dead but I don't think the jump killed him.I am pretty sure the water in the Calumet River did him in.that shit isn't even fit for carp or sludge worms

Anonymous said...

He must have been one of Linear's tagger buddies still distraught over Linear's death.

Anonymous said...

Ahh gee, that's such a sad story.....NOT!

I Voted For Obama said...

Obama voters do not have buoyancy.

Out of the car Motherfucker!!! said...

Thinning the herd!!!

Anonymous said...

Most miss the water,Land in junkyard. Anonymous

Anonymous said...

WEEEEELLLLLL HE'S a GOOOOD BEANER NOW.

Anonymous said...

"I Can Fly"(again, 2x's this week)

Anonymous said...

I give him a 8 for accuracy and 7 for style, Most of the fools jump from the Skyway and land in a pile of metal in the Metal Management Scrapyard. He probably just watched that Elvis movie about Acapluco Divers.

Anonymous said...

I give him a 8 for accuracy and 7 for style, Most of the fools jump from the Skyway and land in a pile of metal in the Metal Management Scrapyard. He probably just watched that Elvis movie about Acapluco Divers.

Anonymous said...

I believe I can fly....NOT! LMFAO

1 less Link Card holder.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if he left his car running up there or just walked up there?

He will get a toll violation notice from Rahm if he did not pay!