Sunday, February 19, 2012

Joliet man DEREK TANKE arrested after staying in motel with his girlfriend's dead body - "I THOUGHT SHE WAS SLEEPING!"

Looks like Derek Tanke got some stanke

JOLIET — A man stayed in a Joliet motel room with his dead girlfriend’s corpse for nearly two days and used her debit card to buy vodka before calling authorities, police said Saturday.

Derek Tanke, 47, of Joliet, has been arrested on felony charges of concealment of a death, unlawful use of a credit card and ID theft, said Joliet Chief Michael Trafton. Tanke and his girlfriend, Nancy A. Johnston, 54, both were staying at the Bel-Air Motel, 1103 Plainfield Road, Trafton said.

Authorities found Johnston dead Friday morning in a motel room that had a significant odor of decomposition, Trafton said.

A pathologist working for the Will County coroner’s office has informed police that Johnston’s death was not a homicide, Trafton said.

Johnston had numerous medical problems and likely died Wednesday, Trafton said.

Tanke did not call authorities until Friday morning, Trafton said. Before he called, Tanke took Johnston’s debit card, withdrew money from an automated teller machine and bought vodka, Trafton said. Tanke also used the debit card to rent two additional days at the motel, where he stayed in the room with Johnston’s body, Trafton said.

On Friday morning, Tanke’s stay at the motel was ending, and he called 911 at 10:58 a.m., Trafton said. Tanke told responders that Johnston needed an ambulance, the chief said.

The Joliet police and fire departments responded, but when they arrived, they discovered that Johnston already was dead, the chief said. The coroner’s office was called to the scene.

It was obvious Johnston had been dead for some time, and police noticed some signs of trauma to her face, Trafton said.

In the past, the Joliet Police Department has arrested Tanke six times on domestic battery charges in cases where Johnston was the victim, Trafton said.

On Friday, Tanke was taken to the Joliet Police Department. During questioning, Tanke told police that he had gotten into a physical altercation with Johnston earlier in the week, and had punched her in the face several times, but that Johnston was still alive after the altercation, Trafton said.

Also during questioning, Tanke originally told police that he found Johnston dead when he woke up Friday morning, Trafton said.

Police told Tanke that was not possible because Johnston had been dead for longer than that, Trafton said.

Tanke then told police that Johnston had been dead since Wednesday, Trafton said.

On Friday and Saturday, Joliet police waited for the results of an autopsy. A pathologist told police that Johnston’s death was not a homicide, Trafton said.

On Saturday, Tanke appeared in Will County court on the charges of concealment of a death, unlawful use of a credit card and ID theft, Trafton said. Tanke’s bail was set at $75,000.

28 comments:

Did He Eat Her Rotting Asshole Out? said...

Oh C'mon!! Let he who has never had sexual relations with a 2-day-old corpse while vodka-soaked be the first to cast stones.

I wonder how much jizz they drained out of the skanks' orifices at the autopsy.

The authorities need to check the crawlspace at Derek's mom's house also. I'd be willing to bet there's dead bodies/parts haphazardly buried directly below the family room.

Did He Fuck Her Mouth Before It Dried Out? said...

Wow! Emo Phillips has really let himself go to shit.

Anonymous said...

The boy doll in the shopping cart looks like Derek Tanke's kid. Is that where plastic dolls come from? Having sex with dead bitches?

At least she didn't talk back and put up a fight - he was able to hit every hole, and dry, if he wanted. Lucky bastard.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who stays at a motel named Bel-Air voted for you know who.

Anonymous said...

Derek Tamke is related to Shaved. Garbage in, garbage out.


Maximo

HeyKlanBoy said...

Tales of the MULE!!!!
Fucking White Kaffir
Go back to (South) Africa
or at least the trailer park.

Cowboy Tim said...

Do da stanky legg... do da stanky legg...

Anonymous said...

GA-ROSS!

Anonymous said...

Like most women,
she was dead in the bed,
with cum on her head!

NEIL BERGSTEIN said...

YA SEE!! SHAVED reports on stupid and violent white trash like this guy
and those Anderson Bros. below. You dark-skinned naysayers that pick on SHAVED should be sentenced to live in Idaho for a month and have to clean Mark Furhman's house also..

Undertaker said...

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When he was looking for a cold one was this what he was thinking?

Anonymous said...

I heard Simo was blowing him before he made the call.

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Anonymous said...

White trash!

I Voted For Obama said...

Derek Tanke voted for Obama, then asked him if he knew how to perform CPR.

Anonymous said...

I just thought she needed to douche!

Cowboy Tim said...

Management of the Bel Air Motel voted for Obama, then gave him a discounted rate.

Anonymous said...

i knew the sickos would be all over this one.

Anonymous said...

Listen here all you losers. He beat her repeatedly. She was ill and didn't deserve to die this way. They were homeless alcoholics. Sad.

Anonymous said...

He dont look white to me.

Anonymous said...

White trash at its finest! But will Tanke be released in time march as the grand marshal at the revised South
Side Irish Parade?

Anonymous said...

Necrophilia

Anonymous said...

I hear he pissed inside her asshole and pussy cause he could bust a nut

Anonymous said...

Some like it hot
Some like it cold
Derek Tanke likes it in the ground
Nine days old

Anonymous said...

homeless alcoholics
with bad haircuts.

Anonymous said...

That shit is gross!

Sex with a dead whore?

No... I mean he did not even use lube. Dead pussy is dry pussy brother!

Common sense scary OWS man... Common sense...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Some like it hot
Some like it cold
Derek Tanke likes it in the ground
Nine days old

February 20, 2012 6:51 PM

Clanging is good!!

Anonymous said...

Imagine the poor mustard that had to print this.freak.