Monday, December 07, 2009

This can't happen! Gov. Quinn said the mob isn't in the video poker business, that's why he approved video poker for Illinois

A source says the Redwood Lounge, 3200 S. Wallace, was raided by FBI agents investigating video poker. The bar is now closed.

Feds raid video poker bars in Bridgeport neighborhood
Sun-Times and NBC5 investigation: A federal investigation of mob-backed video poker machines is now under way in the Bridgeport neighborhood, sources have told the Chicago Sun-Times and NBC5 News. And tavern owners, in whose bars the poker machines were located, have been called to testify before a federal grand jury. The raids, according to law enforcement sources, began over the summer.

CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL NEWS STORY

__________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

Why would our very own Governor lie to us citizens? Gov. Quinn said that the Chicago mob doesn't have any ties to any video poker machines.

I really can't believe our Governor lied.

Hoffman Estates OKs budget, cuts cop jobs


Hoffman Estates trustees Monday approved a $126 million budget for 2010 that cuts four police officer positions.

But the Village Board could amend the budget Dec. 14 if Village President William McLeod gets concessions, much as the firefighters' representatives agreed to Saturday, from the police officers' union to make up the $350,000 in the four officers' salaries.

The budget did preserve, through a hand-shake agreement with the firefighters' union, six positions in the Fire Department and an ambulance in the fourth fire station. The agreement saved Hoffman Estates $300,000, village officials said.

McLeod said he hoped to meet this week with Flo Williams, president of Local 66 of the Metropolitan Alliance of Police. But after the meeting, Williams said, "I think it's a dog-and-pony show; they don't want to settle.''

The four junior police officers from the patrol division would be replaced on the street by officers now working in the police station, said Police Chief Clint Herdegen.

_____________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

Looks like the Mayor of Hoffman Estates is taking lessons from our very own Mayor Daley.

Talk about really bad luck. Person killed at the Tollway Belvidere Oasis by debris from a plant explosion a 1/4 mile away

State Police officers guard the the Belvidere Oasis after an individual was killed by debris from a nearby explosion at the NDK America plant on Monday.

Flying debris kills man at oasis
Debris from an explosion at the NDK America plant hit a person at the Interstate 90 Tollway Belvidere Oasis, a quarter-mile away from the factory in Belvidere. The cause of the blast is still under investigation.

____________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

There are somethings nobody will ever figure out about life. How somebody standing at the wrong place at the wrong time ends up dead.

Rainy Days (Or Snowy Days) And Mondays... Always gets me down....

Detective Shavedlongcock Musical Break
Rainy Days And Mondays
Thank God Tuesday Is A Few Hours Away!



"The Carpenters", Karen and Richard.


DON'T PULL YOUR LOVE / HAMILTON, JOE FRANK & REYNOLDS

"This Is Kevin" Reminds Everybody... A Very Happy 22nd Year to the CPD Class of 1987-4 (07 DEC 1987)

Reminder: BlogTrip@Live.Com Is the official e-mail site for information and updates on the DSLC Mexico Vacation Package


Info: E-Mail Me At: BlogTrip@live.com
I am still working on the date of the trip - Possibly late March or early April 2010 - But not during Spring Break Week

Seven Full Days, A Week, 1/4 of a Month! Yes, It's the vacation of a lifetime. The Official Detective Shavedlongcock Huatulco, Mexico Beach Vacation!

Just imagine the envy of your co-workers, neighbors and family...When you shout the news! I'm going on a SHAVEDLONGCOCK VACATION PACKAGE!!!!
REMINDER: Mexico vacations now require a US PASSPORT! Detective Shavedlongcock applied for a US Passport and received it less than 2 weeks later. Most US Post Offices allow you to apply there. The Mt. Greenwood Post Office is quick and easy.
Huatulco - Barcelo Huatulco Beach Resort (Mexico)
Pronounced: wah-tool'-co
A week long ALL INCLUSIVE.. All you can EAT & DRINK!
AND A VERY SAFE & SECURE RESORT

Huatulco Mexico is BEAUTIFUL! I have been there before.
No elbows to elbows like Cancun.
All newer construction and beautiful hotels.
Great night life.

I am working with a travel agency. I am hoping for a price UNDER $1,000.00 for AIRFARE, HOTEL, ALL YOU CAN EAT, ALL YOU CAN DRINK and transportation from the airport to the hotel.

Seven full days for under $140.00 a day. You can not beat this and I will NOT be making anything off the package.

FOR HOTEL INFORMATION CLICK THIS LINK


______________________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

Those interested please just drop me an E-Mail letting me know that you are and how many people you are expecting to travel with. The E-Mail is ONLY to figure out approximately how many people would be in the trip... IT IS NOT A COMMITMENT TO GO ON THE TRIP.

E-MAIL Det. Shavedlongcock at
BlogTrip@live.com
Keep those E-Mails Coming.... I will be responding to them shortly....

***BUMPED UP ON THE BLOG BY REQUEST*** Is Mayor Daley using our tax dollars to pay for armed body guard protection for his son in Russia?

Any other websites, blogs or news agencies that would like to utilize this information, feel free.

Detective Shavedlongcock received this e-mail regarding Patrick Daley, the son of the Chicago Mayor Richard Daley.

Hey Shavedlongcock:
I am a native Chicagoan but currently overseas. I have e-mailed you in the past with good information if you remember, it was under the e-mail account I am currently using. (*Yes, his/her previous information that did turn out correct)

My current employment venture in Russia has me in direct contact with Patrick Daley, your mayor's son. The information I am going to tell you is from conversations I personally heard while in the company of Patrick and/or one of his business associates.

Patrick is receiving top notch around the clock armed security protection while overseas. And the security is being paid from Chicago. I have heard that a man by the name of Symon Garber, he is an international businessman among other things, is being used as the middle man in payments of the stated security coverage.

I will forward more information as it becomes available to me.

_____________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

M.T.C....... (That's spy talk for, "More to come") So keep those niffy spy ring decoders handy.

Here is a City Freebie that you and I may actually be able to get - Property Tax Relief - Must make under $200,000.00 year

CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE APPLICATION PROCESS


Chicago to use honor system to dole out $35 million in property tax relief
City plans to audit one of every 50 applicants

Chicago will dole out $35 million in property tax relief on the honor system, but only to a point: One of every 50 applicants will be required to produce their 2008 income tax returns.

Chief Financial Officer Gene Saffold disclosed the city plans to conduct random audits to verify family incomes below the $200,000 ceiling on Day One of an application process that runs through March 31.

For most homeowners, a signed affidavit, a photo ID and a copy of their current property tax bill will be enough to qualify for cash grants -- ranging from $25-to-$200 -- from proceeds of the $1.15 billion deal that privatized Chicago parking meters.

But, not everybody.

One of every 50 applicants will get a dreaded phone call from the city's Office of Compliance saying they've been "randomly selected" for an audit. In order to get the cash, they'll be required to provide copies of their 2008 income tax return.

City officials have promised significant penalties for those caught lying, but they have not spelled out what they will be.

Saffold said he's not overly concerned about homeowners under-estimating their incomes to sneak in under the ceiling. But, he said the city would "make adjustments based on what we find" in early audits.

"If there is a higher rate of misinformation provided," then more audits will be conducted, he said.

Myer Blank, executive director of the city's Tax Assistance Center, said the goal is to "get money out as quickly as possible" to ease the burden caused by a phase-out of the 7 percent cap on assessment increases.

Towards that end, the city has entered into an agreement with Chase Bank to provide Visa check cards to qualified homeowners six to eight weeks after an application is filed.

The bank will receive a $1.75 fee for each card issued, or roughly $350,000. Former U.S. Commerce Secretary William Daley, the mayor's brother, serves as midwest chairman for J.P. Morgan Chase.

"We went through a process through our treasurer's office of reviewing different banks, and we found Chase to be the lowest-cost provider," Saffold said.

The Daley administration estimates that half of Chicago 400,000 homeowners should receive some refund.

Grants will average $150 and be doled out on a sliding scale, based on family income and the size of the tax hike. A $25,000 income and a $350 tax hike would trigger a $200 grant. A $350 tax hike and an income in the $150,000-to-$200,000 range would translate to $100 in property tax relief.

Some aldermen have argued that the program should have been limited to those earning under $125,000.

But, Saffold said "a nurse and firefighter with three kids in college" are also struggling and need relief.

Property tax bills that went out last month are the first to reflect the $83.4 million property tax increase, the largest in Chicago history, that helped balance Daley's 2008 budget.

Still, Blank argued that the phase-out of the 7 percent cap --and the drop in this year's exemption under that law from $26,000 to $20,000 -- was responsible for all but $60 of the sticker-shock hitting Chicago homeowners.

Applications for the cash grants are available online at www.cityofchicago.org or at branch libraries and city service centers.

__________________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

Don't put this off. Just apply. The amount of relief basically will pay for two of your upcoming new city stickers for your vehicles.

Today's Tiger Woods Update - "He did more puttin' off the course than on the course!"

Druge Reports: Tiger Woods wife moves out of their house.

LOL, Tiger did some dickin'! More and more women are coming forward with "Terrible Tiger" stories. But please DON'T TELL ME HE DID OPRAH TOO!

Female off-duty Chicago police officer beaten and car-jacked

Prosecutors: Teen carjacked cop when it was too cold to walk

A 17-year-old South Chicago man accused of beating an off-duty police officer and stealing her car because he was cold is being held in lieu $250,000 bail at the Cook County Jail.

At about 9:25 p.m Sunday, George I. Floyd, of the 8200 block of South Marquette Avenue, approached a 39-year-old officer as she was entering her residence on the 1500 block of East 85th Street, according to Assistant State's Atty. Erin Antonietti. Floyd allegedly pushed her to the ground and began beating her.

The woman identified herself as a police officer, but Floyd continued to punch her in the head and body, then took the keys to her 2002 Chevrolet Tracker and drove off.

He was arrested in the 8800 block of South Houston Avenue about 10 minutes later after leading police on a brief car chase, authorities said. After his arrest, he allegedly admitted to attacking the officer and stealing her vehicle.

__________________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

Maybe they can offer this poor cold car-jacking offender a nice Section 8 house in a beautiful quiet suburb. Then this poor cold car-jacking offender would turn his life around, become a doctor and find cures for diseases!

Wait a minute... sorry folks, somebody was messing around a hit me with the "Magic Liberal Wand"....

Screw this piece of shit asshole. Maybe 40 or 50 years in prison will cure his wants and desires of other persons properties and possessions.


Det. SLC offers his sincere get well wishes to the injured officer. May your recovery be quick and full.

Lettuce Picking Family sues police, says officers beat autistic teen

Photo: Undocumented Alien Maria Guzman, her daughter Nubia and son, Oscar, who suffers from autism, leave a press conference this morning after discussing the alleged beating of Oscar Guzman by police. (Chicago Tribune / Antonio Perez)

The family of an autistic teenager allegedly hit in the head by a Chicago police officer filed a lawsuit in federal court this afternoon against the police department, as well as the agency that investigates department complaints.

The lawsuit says two Chicago police officers in April chased Oscar Guzman, who was 16 at the time, into his family's restaurant in Little Village and "beat Oscar in the head" with a baton, despite family members protesting that Guzman had special needs.

"How can I tell him (the police) will protect you if they are the ones who injured him?" said Nubia Guzman, the teen's older sister.

A police report obtained by the Tribune stated that a police officer at scene tried to "subdue" Oscar Guzman by grabbing his wrist, and the teenager struck the officer in the chest with his hands. The police officer then attempted to strike Oscar Guzman in the shoulder but hit the teenager's head instead, the report stated.

Attorneys for the Guzman family said Oscar Guzman didn't hit the officer.

Officials from the police department and Independent Police Review Authority could not be reached for comment.

The lawsuit accuses IPRA, the agency that investigates complaints, of using investigative techniques that favor police employees. Attorneys for the Guzman family said the agency is not transparent and takes too long to address complaints.

________________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

Those two "children" look real autistic. At least we know that neither one of them don't have an eating disorder.

Can't I.C.E. / I.N.S. just pick these Mexican natives up and ship them back already?

Today marks the 68th Anniversary of the ATTACK ON PEARL HARBOR


December 7th, 1941...
My prayers are with the brave fighting men and woman who are no longer with us and my thanks and prayers are with the ones who are still among us.

From the E-Mail Section. Fund raiser for fired CPD cop raises $12,000 - Fired cop then buys a $1,000.00 dog?



I am going to omit the name of the officer for now until this information is verified 100%

Dear Honorable Detective Shavedlongcock:

Recently (Name Omitted) "a police officer" was fired for some "Fairy Tales" on a search warrant complaint. Since the office has direct ties to an exempt CPD member who some call "Rick Flair" and some other direct family connections on this job, many of us were basically strong armed into donating to this police officer's fund raiser.

The fund raiser did produce over $12,000.00 for this "financially struggling" officer. And what did this officer do with the money? He bought a fucking black eyed dog for one grand, yes, a thousand fucking dollars.

If I may use a SLC line, for all you youngsters out there if they throw you a fund raiser for any reason, sickness, death in the family or being fired for writing a bogus ass search warrant, don't buy a God damn dog for a $1,000.00 with the money. It really makes each and everyone of us who gave money feel like shit.

Why didn't worker pay to park while writing tickets?

SOUNDS LIKE THE CHICAGO MEDIA IS GETTING TIRED OF BEING HIT WITH TRAFFIC CITATIONS - Chicago Sun-Times (Online) does a front page news article on it.
Photo: A chicago parking meter reader parks illegally while issuing parking tickets

Chicago Sun-Times:
The city's hunt to fill its cash-starved coffers has come to this: Some traffic-control aides -- those city employees in the fluorescent coats who help cars and pedestrians move through busy intersections -- are now writing parking tickets full time. Traffic-control aide Debra J. Minarik, who also goes by Debra J. Taylor, has gotten nine parking tickets -- eight of them for meter violations -- since September 2008, according to city officials and records.

CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL NEWS STORY
_________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

It does appear that the Chicago media has been hammering Mayor Daley lately. I am sure this news story is a direct result of the Chicago Traffic Aides writing the media vehicles, including the marked ones, over and over again.

Ridiculous File: 2 of 3 accused SEALs to appear in court


RICHMOND, Va. -- Two Navy SEALs are scheduled to be arraigned Monday in military court on charges that they mistreated an Iraqi suspect in the gory slayings of four U.S. contractors in Fallujah.

One of the SEALs is accused of punching the detainee after his September arrest, while the other is accused of lying to investigators. A third SEAL also accused of lying to investigators about the episode will be arraigned later.
All three men have men have received an outpouring of support from people who view them as heroes. A Facebook page created to support the SEALs had more than 45,000 members as of Friday, and a California congressman is spearheading a campaign to persuade Defense Secretary Robert Gates to intervene.

Petty Officers 2nd Class Matthew McCabe of Perrysburg, Ohio, and Jonathan Keefe of Yorktown, Va., and Petty Officer 1st Class Julio Huertas of Blue Island, Ill., face courts-martial at a date to be determined. Keefe's arraignment has been continued.
The men refused an administrative process known as "nonjudicial punishment" because they feared unfair treatment by military brass, said Neal Puckett, an attorney for McCabe.

"They felt they had already been determined to be guilty," said Puckett.

By refusing to accept the reprimand, the men could face a more serious penalty at court martial, which will be determined by a six-person military jury.

If the men are convicted, they could face up to a year in a military jail, a bad conduct discharge or loss of pay, said Puckett, a retired Marine Corps officer and judge advocate.

McCabe, 24, is charged with assault. All three men also are charged with dereliction of duty and lying to investigators, and Huertas is charged with impeding an investigation.

Puckett said the charges stem from an alleged "punch in the gut" after the SEALs captured the Iraqi in early September. Puckett said the men are not guilty, and that he also has been bombarded with calls and e-mails from people who say that even if the detainee was punched, it's "a minor affront" compared to what he is suspected of doing.

Army Lt. Col. Holly Silkman, a spokeswoman for the military's Special Operations Command Center, urged the public to withhold judgment until the evidence is heard.

"This is much more involved than the defense would lead you to believe," Silkman said.

Ahmed Hashim Abed is believed to be connected to the 2004 killings of four Blackwater security guards who were protecting a convoy when they were attacked by Iraqi insurgents. Their burned corpses were dragged through the city, and two of them were hung from a bridge over the Euphrates River.

A military official confirmed that Abed is the detainee who claimed he was assaulted. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to discuss the detainee publicly.

U.S. Rep. Duncan Hunter, R-Calif., wrote a letter to Gates last week expressing "grave concerns" about the prosecution of the SEALs. More than two dozen of Hunter's colleagues signed the letter, saying military officials overreacted.

"As we understand it, there was no allegation of torture or abuse," Hunter wrote.

Charging documents were not released because they contain classified information, Silkman said, so details about the alleged offenses remain sketchy. The SEALs, based at Joint Expeditionary Base Little Creek in Norfolk, are not in custody.

_________________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

A murdering terrorist received a fat lip during his capture and the US Government are charging 3 US Navy SEALs for this? This terrorist murdered FOUR US Government Contractors and then hung and burned their bodies from a bridge....The only thing these Navy SEALs did wrong was to bring this asshole in ALIVE!

The Chicago Suburbs were once quiet communities until Mr & Mrs Section 8 were placed in there like a Cancer Gone Wild

Man arrested for trying to smuggle frozen pizza in pants
An Olympia Fields man was charged with retail theft after he stuffed a frozen pizza down his pants and tried to leave without paying at Wal-Mart, 4005 168th Place, Country Club Hills, police said.
Branden Martin, 19, of 20516 Kedzie Ave., was arrested Nov. 21 at the store. A background check found that he also was wanted on two warrants, police said.
Police said another teen, David Banks, 19, of 16953 Glen Oaks Drive in Country Club Hills, was arrested with Martin and also charged with retail theft after he tried to leave the store with several DVDs stuffed down his pants.

___________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

It doesn't sound like much, a pizza, a few DVDs. But it is the way it is happening. The CVS Drug Store at 10300 S. Pulaski is open 24 hrs. Groups of either male or female blacks who are either getting a free ride at St. Xavier University or the newly moved in Section 8 Oak Lawn dwellers walk into CVS all during the night and with the rat pack mentality they stuff their jacket with everything from booze to cosmetics. I have talked to one of the managers there, it is unreal.

When you place uneducated, poor, non-working, gangbanging former C.H.A. project residents into working areas of the city, IT DOES ONE THING - IT FUCKS IT UP WITH CRIME AND ASSHOLES.

Officer responding to Pa. home disturbance killed

PENN HILLS, Pa. – A police officer responding to a domestic disturbance was shot dead outside a suburban Pittsburgh home where another man was killed inside, authorities said. Neighbors reported hearing 10 gunshots at the home in Penn Hills, an Allegheny County township with about 50,000 residents.

The civilian was shot in the home, but not by the officer, and the officer apparently was shot in his patrol car by someone using an assault rifle, police Superintendent Charles W. Moffatt said. Police had no suspects, he said.

He wouldn't comment on earlier claims by emergency dispatchers that police wanted to question a man believed to have been carrying an assault rifle.

Neighbor Nancy Salera, who lives about four houses away from where the shooting happened, told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette she was "absolutely horrified" by what sounded like the firing of a machine gun. She said police swarmed the area minutes after the gunfire stopped.

The slain officer, whose identity wasn't released, is the fourth to be killed on duty in Allegheny County this year. Pittsburgh Officers Eric Kelly, Stephen Mayhle and Paul Sciullo were shot dead while responding to a call at a home in April.

The shooter in that case, Richard Poplawski, was wearing a bulletproof vest and was armed with a variety of weapons, including an AK-47 assault rifle, when the officers arrived at the home, which was his mother's, police said. He shot Sciullo inside the home and Mayhle on the front stoop within seconds and shot Kelly in the street as he arrived as backup, prompting a four-hour gun battle before he was taken into custody, they said.

Poplawski is being held in the Allegheny County jail on homicide and related charges. He has pleaded not guilty.

________________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

Godspeed officer.....

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Chicago Cop shoots pit bull that attacked 5 people


A Chicago police officer shot and killed a pit bull dog today that had attacked five people in the city's Grand Crossing neighborhood.

The unnamed officer spotted the unleashed and uncollared dog chasing after three young girls in the 7400 block of South Blackstone Avenue at about 1:40 p.m., police said. When the officer saw the dog bite one of the girls, he fired a shot in the direction of the dog, startling the animal and forcing it to let go of the child, police spokeswoman Gabrielle Lesniak said. As the dog went after another girl, the officer shot and killed the animal, Lesniak said.

Brian Hunt, whose 11-year-old daughter, Felica, was bitten on the left thigh and arm, credited the officer's action with saving the children. Felica and her two friends were returning from the store when the dog gave chase, Hunt said. The third friend was able to climb on to a car and wasn't injured, Hunt said.

"He (the officer) probably saved my daughter's life and her friend's life, as well," Hunt said in a telephone interview.

Hunt's daughter and friend were the dog's second set of victims. Just before they were bitten, a mother and her two children were bitten a short distance away. All five victims were taken to Jackson Park Hospital and Medical Center, where they were treated and released, police said.

Police weren't able to locate the dog's owner.

___________________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

Good shooting there dead eye! And thank the Lord it all turned out well... except for the pooch!

Gang member faces mandatory prison under new Chicago Police Officer Alejandro "Alex" Valadez law


Gang member faces mandatory prison under new 'Valadez' law
A reputed gang member from the South Side has become the first person charged under a new state law that toughens penalties for gang members caught with loaded weapons.

Kirk Craan, 18, of the 1300 block of East 89th Street, was charged under the law recently signed by Gov. Pat Quinn that requires prison time for gang members convicted of possessing a loaded gun in a public area, Chicago police said.

The new law signed just last week was named after Officer Alejandro "Alex" Valadez, who was killed while on duty six months ago. Two of Valadez's alleged killers were reputed gang members on probation, police said.

_______________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

Congratulations Mr. Kirk Crann on being the first asswipe gangbanger being charged with this new law! Detective Shavedlongcock will place $1.00 on your jail house commissary account for this accomplishment! Enjoy the bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos!

Woman Dies After Driving Into Lake Michigan

Woman dies after car plunges into Lake Michigan
A car is pulled out of the lake at Randolph near the Columbia Yacht Club. A woman died after her car drove into about 12 feet of water at DuSable Harbor in Lake Michigan. (Chuck Berman/Chicago Tribune

A woman died after the car she was driving crashed through a barrier and drove into about 12 feet of water at DuSable Harbor in Lake Michigan this morning.

Amber Battle, 26, of the 7200 block of South Shore Drive, was pronounced dead at Northwestern Memorial Hospital at 8:49 a.m., according to a spokesman with the Cook County medical examiner's office. The spokesman said it is believed that she died of cardiac arrest, an autopsy is scheduled for Monday.

Divers from the Chicago Police and Chicago Fire Department units pulled the woman from the car after she had been under water for about 15 minutes, according to witnesses. She had been taken in critical condition to Northwestern Memorial Hospital, said Chicago Fire Department Spokesman Kevin MacGregor.

______________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

She was under water for 15 minutes and the Cook County medical examiner's office thinks she died of cardiac arrest? I may not be a physician but I would guess if she was UNDER WATER for 15 MINUTES... SHE MAY HAVE DROWNED?

How does somebody in possession of a FELONY SAWED OFF SHOTGUN get charged with a misdemeanor gun charge

Burglary at Blago's lawyers produces gun charge
Prosecutors filed a misdemeanor gun charge against the man arrested after police executed a search warrant related to the burglary of the law offices of former Gov. Rod Blagojevich's attorney.

Prosecutors did not tie Calvin Ware, 41, to the burglary, though, either in court documents or during his appearance before Judge Laura Sullivan today in Cook County Circuit Court. Ware, charged with unlawful use of a weapon, was given a $25,000 bond and ordered to return to court on Dec. 11.

Assistant State's Attorney Sara Grgurovic said in court that police discovered a sawed-off 12-gauge shotgun when they searched Ware's apartment on the 6200 block of South Greenwood Avenue on Saturday.

___________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

Let see here. Poor Scott Peterson got charged with a felony for having a short assault rifle (issued to law enforcement) but this knuckle head gets a misdemeanor charge for a sawed off shotgun? I wonder why our gun laws never seem to work.

Three injured in North Side high rise fire

Photo: Chicago Fire Dept. Commissioner John Brooks escorts resident Marie Joaillier back into her high rise apartment building after a fire forced some tenants to evacuate Sunday.

An elderly woman and two others were hospitalized with smoke inhalation today after a fire tore through a unit in a high rise building in the Edgewater Beach neighborhood, officials said.

______________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

Truly amazing. A few dozen uniformed firefighters standing around but the Commissioner of the Fire Department had to escort this elderly woman - A course once Commissioner Brooks saw the media cameras... He decided to "help out". He must be taking lessons from Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart.

Two pieces of crap arrested for leaving kids in squalor




Chicago, IL - Two adults were charged with drug possession and endangering three young children who were removed by police from filthy conditions in a Northwest Side apartment, according to prosecutors.

One of the adults living at the residence, Nicole Zarei, 27, was out on conditional release in another child endangerment case when she was arrested, Assistant State's Attorney Becky Hougesen said today during a hearing in Cook County Circuit Court.

____________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

Breeding machines for free government checks... it just gets worse and worse.

DSLC Exclusive (For Now) Is Mayor Daley using tax dollars to pay for around the clock executive body guard protection for his son Patrick in Russia

Any other websites, blogs or news agencies that would like to utilize this information, feel free.

Detective Shavedlongcock received this e-mail regarding Patrick Daley, the son of the Chicago Mayor Richard Daley.

Hey Shavedlongcock:
I am a native Chicagoan but currently overseas. I have e-mailed you in the past with good information if you remember, it was under the e-mail account I am currently using. (*Yes, his/her previous information that did turn out correct)

My current employment venture in Russia has me in direct contact with Patrick Daley, your mayor's son. The information I am going to tell you is from conversations I personally heard while in the company of Patrick and/or one of his business associates.

Patrick is receiving top notch around the clock armed security protection while overseas. And the security is being paid from Chicago. I have heard that a man by the name of Symon Garber, he is an international businessman among other things, is being used as the middle man in payments of the stated security coverage.

I will forward more information as it becomes available to me.

_____________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

M.T.C....... (That's spy talk for, "More to come") So keep those niffy spy ring decoders handy.

90 year old WW II & Korea War - Congressional Medal of Honor recipient ordered to take down his American Flag by the homeowners association

90 year-old Colonel Van Barfoot now has until Friday, December 11, to reach a compromise with his homeowner's association over the flagpole from his yard. This according to an attorney representing the Sussex Square neighborhood association.

Since this saga began, it's been played out on the radio from Washington D.C. to Boston, but many believe what is happening to this true American hero is tarnishing the image of Richmond.

Barfoot lives in the Sussex Square community in western Henrico County. He moved there in July, and was ordered to remove the flagpole from his front lawn when he flew the flag on Labor Day, and again on Veterans Day.

The homeowner's association doesn't explicitly forbid flagpoles but they must be "aesthetically appropriate". Short flags are allowed on porches, but Barfoot says that's not the way he was raised to respect the flag.

"First of all, it's not dignified, and it shows you got it in the half mast position... you can walk around here and I'll bet you the American flag is hanging out in the rain, nobody ever checks it", says Barfoot.

Family members say he's the most decorated American combat veteran alive. Barfoot has been awarded more than 20 medals, including the Medal of Honor, The Silver Star, the Legion of Merit, The Bronze Star, and three Purple Hearts.

Wounded in combat three times, Barfoot fought in World War II and in Vietnam.

And he has the support of a lot of people, including Senator Mark Warner. Warner says he's outraged Barfoot's neighborhood association wants him to remove the flagpole from his yard.

Barfoot says he will take it to court.

Meanwhile, the Sussex Square Homeowner's Association issued a statement saying in part, "This is not about the American flag. This is about a flagpole... We are a neighborhood of patriotic Americans, many of whom have served our country in the military as Col. Barfoot has done.."

The homeowner's association also says Barfoot knew from the beginning that he wasn't supposed to have a flagpole without permission.

_______________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock goes a bit further in this cause:

Call and or fax Coates & Davenport, the law firm representing the home owner association.
FLOOD THEM WITH CALLS!!

Coates & Davenport
5206 Markel Road, Suite 200
Richmond VA 23230
Toll Free: (800) 450-8311
Local Phone: (804) 285-7000
General Fax: (804) 285-2849
Real Estate Fax: (804) 285-3426

As for this brave decorated serviceman, please send him a Christmas card and maybe a few bucks inside it.
The Colonel's address if you want to thank him for his service:
Col. Van T Barfoot, US Army (Retired)
11815 Coat Bridge Ln
Richmond, VA 23238

Three more women come forward as lovers of Tiger Woody, Oops, I mean Woods.

Cori Rist, Jamie Jungers and Mindy Lawson make it six alleged Tiger Woods mistresses

Three more women say they have played a round with Tiger.

Two more blonds and a brunette were added to Tiger Woods' sultry scorecard Saturday - bringing the married father of two to six over par on his betrayed supermodel wife.

Sources told the Daily News that Manhattan clubgoer Cori Rist, 31, is yet another blond beauty who has hit the sheets with Tiger.

A Las Vegas cocktail waitress and aspiring model - Jamie Jungers - became the fifth woman linked to the golf pro Saturday.

Jungers, 26, reportedly hired an Orlando lawyer and prepared to dish her story to a British tabloid, RadarOnline.com reports.

Jungers wasn't the only Orlando woman to come out of the deep rough.

A sixth bedmate surfaced last night - a brunette who reportedly romped with Woods in a church parking lot and in his Florida mansion while his then-pregnant wife was away from home.

Mindy Lawton told the British tabloid The News of the World she carried on a year-long affair with Woods that began in the spring of 2006.

Rist and Woods allegedly met at the Manhattan club Butter last year and have been hooking up ever since.

"One thing led to another, and pretty soon Tiger was flying her to hook up with him on tour," the source said.

"Tiger would typically get a large suite at a hotel. Someone would book Cori an adjacent room, so she wouldn't be seen coming into his room," the source added.

Rist declined to comment.

Jungers, a busty head-turner, was unavailable for comment Saturday but updated her status on MySpace.com to say her mood was "anxious."

TMZ.com reported that Jungers and Woods started their affair in the golfer's suburban Orlando home in 2004 when she was 20years old.

Woods, 33, married his wife, Elin Nordegren, in October of that same year.

Lawton, 33, a manager at an Orlando-area Perkins restaurant, said the golfer strolled into the diner for a postround breakfast with pals one day.

Within a month, Lawton said, Woods called the restaurant asking her out on a date. They drank in a roped-off VIP area of a bar, the Blue Martini, after which she followed Tiger to his mansion.

'All he cared about was lust'

Over the next year, Lawton said Woods rendezvoused with her about every two weeks. They would meet in a parking lot before heading back to his home.

"All Tiger cared about was getting me into bed," she said. "There was very little emotion from his side although I fell for him.

"I thought I meant something to him, but all he cared about was lust. He is a selfish, heartless man."

Lawton's sister, Lynn, an Orlando grade-school teacher, told the Mail on Sunday that the golfer failed to practice safe sex with Mindy and "treated my sister like a piece of meat."

"My sister was just a little girl on an hourly wage. ... We knew what he wanted her for. But she wouldn't believe it," Lynn Lawton said.

The golf great's alleged stable of other women includes:

Jaimee Grubbs, the only other woman to publicly admit having an affair with Woods, was also a star on VH1's "Tool Academy" and a saleswoman in a Studio City, Calif., store that sells medical marijuana.
Grubbs recently disclosed her affair with the golf star to Us Weekly, providing photos and "racy" text messages Woods sent her.

"Send me something very naughty," Woods reportedly wrote in one of them.

Rachel Uchitel, the Manhattan woman who has denied sleeping with Tiger, is a VIP hostess at trendy nightclubs in the city and worked at several hot spots in Vegas.

Kalika Moquin, 27, a Vegas nightclub executive also denies any affair.

The sex scandal exploded last week after Woods mysteriously crashed his car outside his Florida home, reportedly after an argument with his wife about other women.

___________________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

Tiger certainly is a "Tiger"! They use to say Ship Captains had one in every port. It appears Tiger Woods had one at every golf course. I think Tiger is now wishing he was just a professional female tennis player... that way he would have just been an unmarried lesbian.

___________________________________
In a futher development in the Tiger Woods story, Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton marched in front of Tiger Woods' residence claiming that Tiger's pool of sluts did not include enough black women.
The most Reverend Jesse Jackass Jackson said, "Even my mistress baby's momma is black.. Tiger needs to put a few more black sisters in the pool."

No Criminal Charges for any of the officers who fatally shot Courtland Smith, an UNC fraternity president

Picture: An UNC fraternity president, Courtland Smith, 20


CLICK HERE FOR THE NEWS VIDEO ON THS INCIDENT

ASHEBORO (WTVD) -- A district attorney says police officers involved in the shooting death of a UNC fraternity president were justified in using deadly force.

Courtland Smith, 20, of Houston, Texas, died on August 23 along Interstate 85 in Randolph County when police shot him shortly after he called 911 to report he was armed with a 9mm pistol and was feeling suicidal.

Now, Randolph County District Attorney Garland Yates says the North Carolina State Bureau of Investigation has concluded its investigation of the incident. Yates said Friday that Archdale police officer Jeremy Paul Flinchum believed "he faced an imminent use of deadly force," and firing at Smith was "entirely reasonable."

Smith was the chapter president of the UNC-Chapel Hill Delta Kappa Epsilon fraternity. In the early morning hours of August 23, he called 911 while driving on I-85 through Guilford and Randolph counties. He told the 911 operator he was armed with a gun.

"I'm trying to kill myself on I-40," Smith told the 911 operator.

Smith's speech was slow, halting, and slurred. The operator began to ask Smith a series of questions to try and figure out where he was and what kind of car he was driving.

The Archdale Police Department was dispatched to find Smith. Flinchum and Officer D. Jones eventually stopped him on Exit 108 in Randolph County. Officers said Smith did not stay in his SUV despite being instructed to do so.

"Both officers drew their service pistols and immediately gave Mr. Smith several commands to stay in the car and show his hands. Mr. Smith put both hands behind his back and ignored officer's commands to show his hands," wrote Yates in his ruling.

Yates said the officers took cover behind their cars while they tried to talk Smith into following their orders. Yates said Smith advanced on the officers several times with one or more hands behind his back. The last time he advanced, Smith pulled something black in color from behind his back and that's when Flinchum shot him.

SBI agents later determined the object in Smith's hand was a Blackberry cell phone.

Yates said an autopsy revealed Smith's blood-alcohol level was .22. The legal limit for a driver to be considered impaired in North Carolina is .08. Investigators found a half empty 750ml bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey in Smith's Toyota 4Runner.

Yates said considering the officers had been told by dispatchers that Smith was armed and suicidal, plus Smith's aggressive actions, he's closing the book on the investigation.

"It was reasonable for Officers Jones and Flinchum to assume from Mr. Smith's actions that he was concealing a weapon behind his back," wrote Yates. "Finally, Officer Flinchum only fired on Courtland Smith when he suddenly drew his hand from behind his back while holding a black object."

Following Friday's news, DKE Alumni Advisor Chris Rice released a statement on behalf of Smith's fraternity brothers.

As you can imagine, the loss of Courtland has been a huge loss for our brothers and his friends. I think we should take time again to think of Courtland's parents and his brother, Walker, and the terrible loss they have experienced and now the memories of a horrific night get replayed. For them we say we are so sorry.

We miss our friend and brother more than most can imagine. As a fraternity we are doing our best to be together and support one another and will continue to do so as Courtland would want us to move forward. As you probably know we are building a Habitat for Humanity House in his memory and, additionally, I can assure you that Courtland would be so proud of the job his brothers did decorating the DKE house for Christmas. We believe Courtland would love it, and he would have been leading the effort.

Again, our hearts go out to Pharr, Susan, and Walker Smith. We hurt so much that it is extremely difficult for us to imagine how they feel. The DKE House is trying to heal and whatever we can do for the Smith's it will be our pleasure and honor.

_____________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

Charges? Come on, they only charge the police when the police a person of colored with a weapon. White guys are a dime a dozen in college.

Machine-Gun Shooting at Baltimore Hotel Party Injures 3

BALTIMORE — One man was shot in the face and another was severely beaten when a fight erupted early Sunday morning during a birthday party at a downtown Baltimore hotel, police said.

Officers were called to the Sheraton Baltimore City Center Hotel around 3:15 a.m., said Baltimore police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi. Shortly after police arrived, they found an Uzi submachine gun in a room where the party was held.

Police said they have a "person of interest" in custody but did not say who that was. Investigators were still interviewing about a dozen witnesses Sunday morning.

The man who was shot was in serious condition, and the man who was beaten was in critical condition. Both 18-year-olds were taken to the University of Maryland Shock Trauma Center.

The second man was beaten so severely that officers initially reported he had been shot, Guglielmi said.

Another man who had facial lacerations initially had been described as critically injured, though Guglielmi said the wounds turned out to be superficial.

None of the victims' names was released.

A man who answered the telephone at the hotel said he could not comment on the shooting.
_______________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

No matter where "they" go... It always seems to end badly.


Thanks to LeftIsTheBest for this news story...

Anytime the words "SLEW" & "TAXES" are used together... It's not good... NOT GOOD AT ALL


Slew of tax, fee, fine hikes across the city
GOING UP | City taxes and fees on everything from booze to museum admissions have soared since '04


The slew of tax, fee and fine hikes in the city over the last five years is enough to drive one to drink -- but not too much.

State and city taxes on spirits went up a total of 83 percent since 2004 -- adding more than a dollar to the cost of a fifth of vodka.

The higher costs make it hard to wind down with a cocktail after work, some say.

"It's called a pub ... it's where people go to socialize to get over their worries and woes, and now it's got to the point where some people can't even do that," lamented David Horn, 36, who was at Brehon Pub in River North on Friday night.

Liquor isn't the only commodity taxed at higher rates from five years ago. In that time, various local governments have imposed a variety of higher taxes, fees and fines, with many increases topping 100 percent, a Chicago Sun-Times review found.

Moreover, most of the increases far outpaced the rate of inflation over the same period: 14.4 percent.

For most, there's no way to dodge these extra expenses. Stop driving to avoid the parking tax and meter hikes? You'll still have to pay more to ride the bus or L.

The sales tax for Chicagoans on everything but groceries went up by more than 17 percent, to 10.25 percent.

If you talk on the your cell phone or your home telephone, or if you heat your home with gas, the fine print on your bill will show triple-digit percentage increases in taxes paid to the City of Chicago.

Try to sell your home, and you'll find the real estate transfer tax has climbed 40 percent since five years ago.

Base admission to museums such as the Art Institute, which are supported by Chicago Park District tax dollars, have gone up 50 percent in some cases. Other museums tack on high fees to see special exhibitions that are a permanent part of the institutions.

Next year, the cost of renewing a vehicle license plate will rise $21, to $99, a 27 percent increase. The top parking meter rate will jump to $4.25 an hour, up from $3.50.

As far as alcohol, it's not just hard-liquor taxes that have spiked. Wine taxes went up nearly as much. Beer drinkers got a "break'' -- total city and state taxes went up only 51 percent.

Why the hikes?

Few politicians want to go on record arguing for higher taxes, but it's no secret that city, county and state officials are under pressure to raise money because when people spend less during a poor economy, tax receipts as a whole decline, even with higher rates.

In 2007, Mayor Daley said the city was boosting a host of taxes and fees -- including property, liquor, water and telephone -- to help the city move forward.

"You have to make a decision,'' the mayor said at the time. "If you want to move the city forward, you do it. If you don't, you stand still. Other cities have cut basic services back. Other cities stood still, and look what happened to them. ... This city is not going to stand still."

But Horn says he hasn't gotten much from the higher taxes.

"I'm not a very political person, although I know I don't benefit from paying any taxes," Horn says.

Jerry Roper, president and CEO of the Chicagoland Chamber of Commerce, said he doubts the hikes will completely cease until the economic picture improves.

"I don't see it ending for another three or four years, until the economy turns around. With government continuing to spend more than it takes in and not being able to reduce its payroll, it will continue to rely on these taxes and user fees."

Roper said many of the taxes hurt businesses by driving customers to other jurisdictions where taxes are lower:

"At some point it becomes counterproductive."

Still, not every cost has gone up. City vehicle stickers and parking permits have not increased in price, nor have city, county or state gasoline taxes.

And just last week, the Cook County Board voted to override board President Todd Stroger's veto of a half percentage-point cut in the county sales tax, though it took a special state law to allow the override to happen. Come July, if no new sales taxes are imposed, the retail rate will go down to 9.75 percent.

And the mayor's 2010 budget, approved by the City Council last week, included no hikes in city taxes or fines.

"I don't feel right asking [residents] to pay for more city government right now,'' the mayor said before he announced his budget in October.

______________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

B.O.H.I.C.A. (Bend Over Here It Comes Again)

It's coming... the real Second Tea Party.....

Illegal Alien Anchor Baby inside carjacked "borrowed" vehicle found unharmed

Photo: Nancy Zavala, Rigoberto Guerrero and Lucas Zavala (from left) only hours after Guerrero's borrowed pickup truck was carjacked with Lucas inside. (Abel Uribe/Chicago Tribune)

A 6-month-old boy has been reunited with his parents after he got taken for a surprise early-morning ride when his father's borrowed pickup truck was carjacked early this morning on Chicago's Southwest Side.

About 2:15 a.m., Lucas Zavala was sleeping in his car seat in the back of the 1998 Chevrolet Silverado when it was taken from his father, Rigoberto Guerrero, as he helped Lucas' mother park her vehicle near 47th Street and Maplewood Avenue in the Brighton Park neighborhood.

Now every missing person will be plastered all over the country


Police: Girl, 14, has been missing for nearly a month
A 14-year-old girl has been missing for about a month and Chicago police this evening are seeking the public's help in finding her.
Christine Harris went missing from the area of 26th Street and King Drive, not far from McCormick Place, on Nov. 7, police said.
Harris (right) is described as African-American with a medium complexion, 5 feet, 110 pounds, with red and brown hair and brown eyes.
Anyone with information about Harris or where she may be should call the Wentworth Area special victims unit, 312-747-8385.

Cops seek help in finding boy, 14
Chicago police this evening were hoping the public could help find a 14-year-old boy who was reported missing in October.
Luis Lopez never returned home from school on Oct. 20. Police said he was reported missing from the area of 48th Street and Hermitage Avenue in the Back of the Yards neighborhood on the South Side.
Police also said Lopez (right) may be living in the Uptown or Lakeview neighborhoods on the North Side. He went missing in June and was found living in the 4500 block of North Sheridan Road.
He is described as Hispanic with a medium complexion, 5 feet 6, 130 pounds, with brown eyes and black hair.
Anyone with further details about Lopez or his whereabouts should call the Wentworth Area special victims unit, 312-747-8385.

Cops: Girl, 15, has been missing since at least April
Chicago police were still searching for a 15-year-old girl who was reported missing in April, police said this evening.
Keonza Phillips may be in the area of Wilson Avenue and Sheridan Road or Lawrence Avenue and Sheridan on the North Side. Police said she also may be in the area of North and Laramie Avenues on the West Side.
Phillips (right) was reported missing, however, from Southwest Side on April 23, police said.
She is described as African-American with a medium complexion, 5 feet 2, 120 pounds, with brown eyes and black hair.
Anyone with information about Phillips or her whereabouts should call the Wentworth Area special victims unit, 312-747-8385.

Authorities search for missing girl, 16
Authorities this evening were seeking the public's help in finding a 16-year-old girl who went missing Thursday from Chicago's Englewood neighborhood on the South Side.
Dominique Hughes is described as African-American with a medium complexion, 5 feet 4, 105 pounds, with brown eyes and brown hair. Chicago police said she was last seen wearing a black coat, blue jeans and red and white shoes.
Hughes (right) also wears her hair in a pony tail, usually on the right side of her head.
She was reported missing from the area of 64th and Carpenter Streets.
Anyone with information on her whereabouts should contact the Wentworth Area special victims unit, 312-747-8385.

________________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

Very typical department over-reaction. What a joke.

Search Warrants in the "BlagoGate Burglary" all come up negative

Warrant executed in burglary of Blago's lawyers
Chicago police executed a search warrant today looking for items from the Friday morning burglary at the offices of former Gov. Rod Blagojevich's attorneys, but didn't find what they were looking for, a source familiar with the case told the Tribune.

The warrant was served at a home about 1 p.m. in the 6200 block of South Greenwood Avenue near the offices of Blagojevich attorney Sam Adam and his son, Samuel E. Adam. Police said the break-in took place at 4 a.m. Friday at the offices in the 6100 block of South Ellis Avenue. The thief or thieves took items which may contain information about the former governor's case, a source has said.

Police are looking for eight computers and a safe, according to attorney Sheldon Sorosky, another member of Blagojevich's defense team. Sorosky told the Associated Press today that he was told by a fellow legal team member about the warrant police obtained.

The stolen items were not found at the home, police said, but they did confiscate a shotgun and took one person into custody.

Chicago Police Officer Veejay Zala, a police spokesman, said tonight weapons charges against the person in custody are pending. He said those charges are unrelated to the burglary.

The younger Adam said today he's offering a reward of $3,000 for the stolen items.

___________________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

So Chicago police execute search warrants in regards to the office break-in of Blago's attorney Sam Adams office. The search warrants came up "Negative". Now watch Sam Adams file a lawsuit against the City of Chicago on behalf of the people who were hit with negative warrants.

When will Chicagoans learn, If Daley wants something done, nobody is going to stop him.


Daley says Michael Reese demolition will continue despite historic sites push
Demolition work will continue on architecturally significant buildings at the Michael Reese Hospital campus, Mayor Richard Daley said today, despite a move by the Illinois Historic Sites Advisory Council to have the site named to the National Register of Historic Places.

"We cannot save all buildings. It costs a tremendous amount of money," Daley said after an event to announce a new city green jobs initiative. "How are you going to reuse it? Who's going to pay for it?"
Conservationists have leaped to the defense of several of the Reese campus buildings because they were designed by Walter Gropius, founder of the Bauhaus School of design.
Daley said the city is doing enough by saving two of the buildings on the campus.

"We're saving two major buildings to preserve the cultural, historical aspect of the development," Daley said.

_________________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

Attemping to make a location a historic site won't stop Mayor Daley from doing what HE WANTS DONE! For Christ sakes, he tore up a downtown airport in the middle of the night even as a bunch of lawsuits were filed to keep Meigs Airport open.

Daley has too many millions of dollars promised to friends in over-inflated contracts to demolish and to re-build on this property.

Congratulations to Chicago's very own Second City Comedy Shop on their 50th Anniversary



CLICK HERE TO READ ABOUT THEIR 50th ANNIVERSARY

A little hunor sent to Det. SLC by MotorCop

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Time to take a breather from all this crappy news... And who else to do it with other than Det. SLC's very own Karen Carpenter

Hollywood as well as the professional music community have long speculated that Karen Carpenter wrote this song for Chicago's Detective Shavedlongcock.

Click to listen and watch! The Carpenters.






FROM THE COMMENT SECTION OF THIS POST:
Anonymous said...
I am really curious as to why she is so important to you? Childhood crush? I'll admit she can sing, but she was bulimic, anorexic and had a slightly unusual relationship with her brother.
Dis it, DSL. Inquiring minds want to know.

December 5, 2009 2:17 PM

________________________________________
Det. Shaved Longcock said...
May I Respond To This Posting:

Your question is a good question and I would like to offer an answer.

The Carpenters, Richard and Karen, were completely opposite as to what were the styles in the 1970’s and early 1980’s. Which was very similar to myself. During my teenage years most of my friends enjoyed the music of Rush, Black Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult and many other hard rock bands . During this same period I truly enjoyed listening to softer sounding music such as The Carpenters, The Fifth Dimension and TV bands such as The Partridge Family. And just as I am today I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about what was the most popular or what other people thought. I listened to and enjoyed what I liked.

As to Karen herself… I am a guy who finds more beauty in a woman’s imperfection than in a woman’s perfection. The beautiful Barbie Doll Movie Star look does nothing for me. It looks too fake. Karen’s looks were not what the majority of people would consider “Hot” but to me she was beyond perfection. Her little pointed nose, long face and quirky looking smile always brought a smile to my face during my teen years. That is what made Karen, Karen. And now throw in the most beautiful singing voice I have ever heard… Well Karen Carpenter, although long gone now, will always be my teenage sweetheart.

If you’re a younger person, you have no idea about the late 1960’s and 1970’s. It was a bad time. The Vietnam War divided this country, the killing of Robert Kennedy and M.L. King set off riots across this nation. The school classroom was telling you how to get under your desk if a Russian nuclear bomb went off. Our president, Richard Nixon resigned from office under disgrace and the V.P. Spiral Agnew was charged with tax evasion. It was truly a messed up time. And the soft music and beautiful voice of the Karen Carpenter helped a confused, scared and wondering kid to cop with all of this and much more that I didn’t even mention.

So To Karen and her brother Richard Carpenter, I thank them dearly. The made a very scary time much less scary .


And there you have it…

Sincerely,

Detective Shavedlongcock

What's the odds on an ultrasound place illegally filming their patients is called "First Peek Ultrasound" - It should have been named SNEAK PEEKS

Clinic sued for filming ultrasound without consent
Expectant mother Tiffinae Hunt had gone for an ultrasound at an Oak Park clinic to learn the sex of her baby. But several weeks after the Oct. 7 appointment, police told Hunt that she might be among a string of patients whose exam was captured by a hidden camera at First Peek Ultrasound. "If you can't trust a doctor, who can you trust? It's just an eerie feeling," Hunt said.

______________________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

Well here is probably another baby's momma with no daddy in sight looking for the big Ghetto Payout Check..... My question is who would even want to see her nasty ass naked?

Click here to read the full news story on this one.... It sounds like bullshit to me.

Not every street criminal is a smart cookie....

Christmas tree thief tries to make off on bicycle
(PORTAGE, Ind.)
A 48-year-old man was arrested early Friday morning for allegedly stealing a Christmas tree while riding his bike home from a bar.

Police said they were looking for the source of a motor noise near the tree lot at U.S. 6 and Willowcreek Road, which was closed just after 1 a.m. Friday, when they found Phillip Menefee balancing a fir tree across the handlebars of his bicycle. The bicycle, which had a homemade motor and no lights, weaved as Menefee rode it north on Augusta and west on Gaston, where police stopped it and questioned the rider.

Menefee, of Portage, reportedly told police he'd just bought the tree from the lot, run by Mathisen Tree Farms of Greenville, Mich. When informed the lot was closed, he then insisted he'd bought it from Sunset Lounge. Police confirmed Menefee had been drinking at that bar and it was not selling any trees.

After he refused to take a breath alcohol test, police arrested Menefee for theft and public intoxication.

The $40 tree, which still had its tag, was returned to its owner.

__________________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

And now for some true police humor....

Illegal Alien Straight "A" Student Lettuce Picker about to be deported!

Time is running out for UIC student facing deportation
12 DAYS LEFT | Supporters turn out to rally for UIC student facing deportation


Local leaders and immigration activists rallied around Rigo Padilla on Friday, hoping to prevent the straight-A student's impending deportation.

The University of Illinois at Chicago student -- who supporters say exemplifies the embodiment of the American dream -- was brought illegally to the United States by his parents when he was 6 years old.

Despite a lifetime of academic success, he's facing a Dec. 16 deportation date stemming from a misdemeanor driving under the influence arrest that tipped off federal immigration officials to his undocumented status.

Padilla said Friday that after his Jan. 18 arrest, he met with 11 attorneys, all of whom told him he should plan to return to Mexico because he could not successfully stop the deportation order.

His current lawyer urged him to fight to stay, and the City Council and other local leaders have supported his efforts.

"I have decided to fight because I consider Chicago my home," he said.

Rep. Jan Schakowsky said she filed a bill on the House floor to stop -- or at least stall -- Padilla's deportation.

She called for comprehensive immigration reform, saying "we can't be doing this one by one by one.

"We need to make sure the American dream is a reality for all of us," she said.

Padilla was one of three college students who are not in the United States legally who spoke Friday about their frustrations at graduating at the top of their high school classes, only to find limited college options and decreased financial aid because of their status.

"Like Rigo, I live in fear because when you live in a place where you know that people are out to get you, you learn to live in fear, you learn to hide, and you learn to deny your identity, not only as a Latino but as an undocumented student," said a UIC student who identified herself only as Reyna.

___________________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

This shit really gets me heated up... I love this last paragraph:
"Like Rigo, I live in fear because when you live in a place where you know that people are out to get you, you learn to live in fear, you learn to hide, and you learn to deny your identity, not only as a Latino but as an undocumented student," said a UIC student who identified herself only as Reyna.

Hey Miss Reyna, who the fuck told you to illegally come into our country? And the newspaper article won't even mention the reason your so scared is because you are here illegally, using up our benefits and taking a college seat that one of our children can have. Did somebody put a gun to your head and force you to come to America? GO FUCK YOURSELF and every one of your illegal lettuce picking buddies.

Can somebody tell the murderers and shooters this is Decemeber already? Murders & Shootings still up for this time of year

Cops: Chicago South Side man's death in fire ruled homicide
Officials said Friday the death of a man who was found in the attic of a burning building on the South Side was a homicide.
The fire in the 2½-story building in the 400 block of West Englewood Avenue in the Englewood neighborhood started about 3:35 a.m. and was struck out about 40 minutes later.
Byron Odum. 39, who lived at the address according to a relative, was found Thursday morning by fire officials. He was transported to St. Bernard's Hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 4:30 a.m., according to the Cook County medical examiner's office.
A flammable substance was poured on the threshold of the rear porch, said Chicago Police News Affairs Officer Laura Kubiak.


Man found fatally shot in West Chatham identified
A 24-year-old man who was found shot to death in the West Chatham neighborhood Friday morning was identified by officials.
Frederick Collins, of the 500 block of West 75th Street, was found with a wound to his head at about 6:40 a.m. near his address, said Chicago Police News Affairs Officer Laura Kubiak.
Collins was pronounced dead at the scene at 6:43 a.m., according a Cook County medical examiner's office spokeswoman.


Teen shot, injured on South Side
An 18-year-old male was shot this morning in the South Chicago neighborhood, police said.
About 2 a.m., the victim was hit by gunfire in the 8700 block of South Manistee Avenue, said Chicago Police News Affairs Officer Hector Alfaro.
The victim was taken to Advocate Trinity Hospital with a gunshot wound to his hip, Alfaro said, and was later transferred to Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn.
There was no information available about the victim's condition, Alfaro said.


Man shot walking down street in South Shore
A man was shot and critically injured this morning while he was walking down the street in Chicago's South Shore neighborhood.
About 12:40 a.m., the victim was walking in the 2000 block of East 71st Street when a suspect in a tan vehicle pulled up and fired shots in his direction, said Chicago Police News Affairs Officer Hector Alfaro.
The victim was struck in his abdomen, Alfaro said. He was taken in serious-to-critical condition to Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, Alfaro said.

________________________________

Detective Shavedlongcock:

Hmmmm... I got an idea!


JUST TO MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY... Here is a new one for all the boys and girls who left comments: